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So, Matt and I went to the 24-hour grocery store after Matt got off work, and there was a guy in a handicap spot. Now normally I don't bother with it, but I watched as the guy walked to his car. Not. Handicapped.

Now, this pissed me off, because most of you don't know that my dad is handicapped. Not mentally, but physically. He had alot of medical problems in his past and he lost his equilibrium and can't walk right anymore :/ So he's got a placard and everything...

So this guy drives off, and I glare at him, and he sees it. As he's driving off, I flip him off.

And he sees that, too.

He swerves around, going like 40 in a parking lot, and stops to where I'm walking at and goes "Is there a reason why you flipped me off?"

I go "Yeah, because you parked in a handicapped spot. That's illegal and that makes you a douche."

He goes "Yeah?"

I go "Yeah! So why'd you do it?"

He goes "Why'd I do it? I went into get a ******** SODA."

So I reply with "That's no ******** reason to take up a handicap spot. That's illegal."

So he makes the most RETARDED comeback, by saying "Well the way you LOOK should be illegal!"

And he speeds off (literally, you can hear the tires screeching), almost hitting an old man and another woman in one of those parking lot security cars, that look like golf carts.

And I was gonna make a remark back, but I was kinda laughing, because I was like "Isn't that what guys say when they're hitting on someone?" XDDD

So I had to laugh, and I had to tell you that I enjoy flipping people off, because California is full of a*****e drivers, and so I flip them off.

This is the first occasion that someone saw it.

I am pleased and amused.

And I am a b***h XD

Post away, ladies <3 Yell at me >.>; Or praise me, however you want XD

Ugh, people like that irritate me. My mother has to walk with a cane, and she ended up getting a handicap sticker, but it took FOREVER to convince her that it was okay for her to park there. It pisses me off that there are perfectly healthy people who think it's okay to take those spots.

The stupid comebacks amuse me. xD I'm sure you shocked the hell out of him. Maybe he'll think before he does it next time...

Mom says she wants the job of those people who take the license plate numbers and pictures of people in the wrong spot. She says she also wants a beebee gun to shoot at em as they get in the car. We saw someone like that yesterday and she ranted about it for about an hour. -.-

Omigosh, Asalashilala.

I have to say, despite our obvious differences in theology (ie; the Muffin God), I. Freakin'. Love you. X3 *Super-amazing-high-five-of-greatness!*

I hate when people do that. D< Who was it... There was someone I knew that had a handicapped sticker and used it, even though he/she wasn't handicapped, and I was in the car... I think it was a woman. Wtf... Who was that...

Anyway, I pointed out that there was nothing wrong with her, and she said something along the lines of, "Whatever, it's closer to park here."

Rawrgh.

But for cereal, Asalashi. X3 You get five-million awesome points for that!

Aw, thanks you guys X3

Side Note: MATT BOUGHT ME MUFFINS AT THE STORE (EEEEEEEE~) CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS NO LESS >W
I seriously hate California drivers. The other day, Matt and I watched a near head-on collision, because this driver was pulling out onto oncoming traffic and there was a car behind him, and an SUV coming his way, and he just BRAKES, partially in the intersection, partially not. And so I watched as the SUV had to quickly brake and honk their horns as the stupid guy merged onto traffic and sped off.

I am seriously about to make cardboard signs and keep them in Matt's car, and they'll say:

1) GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND DRIVE.

2) TURN OFF YOUR ******** BRIGHTS.

3) LEARN TO DRIVE.

I'm really tempted to do it, because I am so fed up with California drivers stare

XD Aw, I feel the love <3

But I'm sure my grandma is up in heaven going "Shame on you! You're promoting anger and violence and you shouldn't have done that!" and she's, like, shaking an angry finger at me >.>;

But.. I feel proud of what I did, because the jerk deserved it D< He almost hit an old guy in the parking lot! gonk gonk

Up here, people are very iffy with people who park in handicapped spots.
Once I was walking to the grocery store to get some chicken and rice for my mom, and there were like... five people telling this guy who was only about twenty or so, that you do not park in handicapped spots unless you have an official card.

And then once we were at the Big Apple on the highway 401, and I was with my grandma and my great grandfather, and they parked into a handicapped spot.
And I was like, "OMG WUUUUUUUT? gonk "
But then my Pappy showed me his little card thing and I was like, "... Well, you could have told me."

And then we petted llamas.
8D

You. Are. My. Hero.
I think you deserve some French.

APLAUDE! APLAUDE!
FANTASTIQUE!
Tu est le creme de la creme.