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 Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:18 pm
Yes, cheese. That aged gift from Heaven- that wondrously creamy, perfectly pungent mouth-watering delight. Ahh, cheese. It makes my world a much brighter place. So, my fellow guild members- tell me why YOU love cheese. What is your favorite cheese? What qualities do you like in a cheese? You know-- the little things that send you into a fromage frenzy. What is your favorite memory involving cheese? Might you have a funny cheese-related story? Cheese poetry? Cheese art? It's all about the love, folks, because cheese...  ...ROCKS. And if you for some strange (and in-human) reason DON'T think that cheese is the bees' knees, well, you can get yer snobby lil' butt over to another thread. evil ..Nah, j/k. wink Tell us why you don't like cheese! I'd be interested in hearing reasons as to why it might not be awesome.
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:38 pm
Mmm...can't say I'm so obsessive with cheese, but I am quite the connosiuer.
No cheesy remarks at the moment...
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:41 am
Yeah, I'm a bit of cheese freak... have to admit.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:25 am
Yep, I too am a lover of the cheese! cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:54 am
Picture I snapped a while back: So even Dragon Quest gives homage to the fromage.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:37 am
I Am Ilpalazzo Yeah, I'm a bit of cheese freak... have to admit. Behold: the Power of Cheese!! Our dear Lord Il Palazzo, too, is swayed by its might...
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:40 am
Helles Belles Yep, I too am a lover of the cheese! cheese_whine cheese_whine cheese_whine Oooooh, and wine + cheese TOGETHER= omigodomigodomiGOD HEAVEN. 'Specially a nice, dry red. For example, merlot with manchego cheese and water crackers-- oh lordy-lord, it's good...
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:51 pm
This thread reminded me of a strange little project I did back in '05, when it was early in the morning and my brain was addled by lack of sleep. Trying to put off the inevitable for as long as possible, I came up with this strange little idea before I finally gave in and went to bed. The product of my demented mind:
The Cheese Laws of 2005
1. No cheese shall be publicly disliked or discriminated against; slandering of cheese is punishable by law.
2. All cheese shall be known by its given name and not merely by its race; cheddar cheese shall be called such, not simply referred to as “cheese”; the only exception being the collective reference to the entirety of the cheese world.
3. Any and all who complain of the holes in Swiss cheese shall be shot on site.
4. Cheese shall be mentioned if it is used as a condiment on a sandwich; ham sandwiches, should they contain cheese, will become ham and cheese sandwiches. Void if used with pickles.
5. Cheese is an acceptable snack food, and should be eaten with crackers whenever possible.
6. Cheese should never be allowed to become moldy; it is punishable as an act of murder.
7. All cheese is created equal.
8. No cheese shall be allowed to hold office until it reaches the peak of its maturity and is at its best-tasting.
9. A permit must be obtained before a person is allowed to melt cheese; a seven-day trial period is needed before the person can melt cheese professionally.
10. Cutting the cheese is strictly prohibited without the proper training.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:55 pm
The Cheese... Stands.... ALONE!
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:06 pm
Where might one go to find these permits & receive the propper training?
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:12 pm
Well there's always the city for the permits, or whoever you usually go to for forgery, but for adequate training the only route is to seek out a cheese guru. Only then can you see the light and walk the path of the right-cheeous.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:17 pm
Killer_Cactus23 Well there's always the city for the permits, or whoever you usually go to for forgery, but for adequate training the only route is to seek out a cheese guru. Only then can you see the light and walk the path of the right-cheeous. I'll keep that in mind for future reference then! lol *ponders whether she should search for old email her friend wrote about a religion based around Cheesus - the Cheese Moose*
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:40 pm
Which in turn reminds me of Trenton, God of Goat Cheese.
True story:
I told one of my internet friends a while back about a little invention my friends and I had come up with. We were joking around, wondering how much we could scare our classmates if we started making up deities to worship (in retrospect, this may be what started the turtles--but that's neither here nor now). Among the many different choices of things to rule over, such as cupcakes and violence, I chose goat cheese, and named the object of my worship Trenton. All this I passed along to my internet friend.
Months later, during his exams, he tells me this lovely story: Sitting in the middle of his chemistry exam, he comes across a question to which he has *no* earthy idea. In desperate need of something to write down, he responds with: "And the elephants climbed the walls, shouting 'Hail Trenton, God of Goat Cheese,' and all was good." Needless to say, I laughed for quite a while. Ah, good times, good times.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:50 pm
Haha! I wonder what the teacher's reaction was to coming across said answer on test? The look on their face must have been great lol
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 3:20 pm
I have a brilliant, ADD genius friend who actually says, "Hail Flaming Goat" instead of Thank God...etc.
Your Goat Cheese post reminded me of him.
I don't know how the teacher would feel- but I know I looked at him funny when something good happened and he'd say, ' flaming goat, yeah'! > > ?
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