"Hello? Who's there??"

[The Chipmunk Scourge]

"Chuck Norris? I thought you were dead! Wait, how the heck did you get my phone number? Oh, John Cleese told you, that explains everything."

Next person to call is that old school friend whose car you crashed and refused to pay the damages for.  

[Timmyo00]

"Hello? whos that? JJJEEERRRRRRYYY, its in the mail, go check"*Hangs up quickly*

Next person on the phone is someone in a gun fight  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Hello? You're in a gun fight? I'm sorry. I can't help you with that. Sorry.

Next is James Bond and Indiana Jones.  

[Kai-Tyn Macros]

"Hello? Bond, James Bond and Dr. Jones? You're looking for a... no I don't have one of those but you can check Russia for them. They carry lots of them if you you're not too old to fight for them, hehe."

The next call is Cloud from FF7.  

[Timmyo00]

Hello? cloud? from the sky? what do you mean your sword is too big

The next person on the line is Master Chief (Halo)  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Hello? Master Chief? You want me to help you destroy the Flood once and for all? I've been dreaming of this my whole life!!!

Next Mr. Miagi from Karate Kid.  

[The Chipmunk Scourge]

"Mr Miaga! Did I steal your Gii? No I most certainly did not!... Kid saw me wearing it? Well... I- Uh. Oh look at the time, gotta go."

Next person to call is Ichigo from Bleach.  

[kada-chu]

"Hello? Ichigo? WTF? GTFO my phone line, Kada doesn't like you."

Next person to call is George Bush o.O  

[bunny of wind]

Hello? president Bush? sorry I can't join the militery,they won't let me.
next person to call is Obama.  

[captain shipper]

Hello Who is there? Obama? Uuh No I did not Vote. O.o What I can't hear you!

Next Person To call is Johnny Apple seed.  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

Hello?Hello? No im not checking for monsters in your closet.......why because i sadi so.....! stressed
Next person to call is a gaia admin....  

[x__Lyk ftw]

Hello? Whos there? The Gaia Admin? Did I get band? No I dont have a band!

Next person to call is the mayor  

[White Tiger Akutare]

"Who is it? wait, the mayor? ..........Mayor of what city? Never heard of it. I don't think zingfandoodle even exists. Uh, i'm going to hang up now.Wait? What? ......Yes. Yes i do. ..........NO I AM NOT THE CHINESE TAKEAWAY! Who is this really?!

Aww, son of a-"

The next poster is called by the answerphone.........can't wait to see how you'll pull that one off.  

[Cerebral Perception]

"Hello? ........." *hangs up*
Next caller is a deranged psychopath.  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

"Hello? Hey Frank.....Yes, I am wearing underwear.....No, I do not own any bombs......Frank, Frank, listen, I have to go. Please don't eat your ferret. Buh-bye!"

Next person to call is your mom.