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 Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:21 am
(I hope nobody gets the misconception that this is a bad email... My dad loves to send me lots of random crap, and I decided to share one of these instances with you X3)
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, it's s**t ... that's right, s**t!
s**t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke s**t, buy s**t, sell s**t, lose s**t, find s**t, forget s**t,
And tell others to eat s**t.
Some people know their s**t, while others can't tell the difference
Between s**t and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull s**t, horse s**t, and chicken s**t.
You can throw s**t, sling s**t, catch s**t, shoot the s**t, or duck when the s**t hits the fan.
You can give a s**t or serve s**t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep s**t or be happier than a pig in s**t.
Some days are colder than s**t, some days are hotter than s**t,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like s**t, things can look like s**t, and there are times when you feel like s**t.
You can have too much s**t, not enough s**t, the right s**t, the wrong s**t or a lot of weird s**t.
You can carry s**t, have a mountain of s**t, or find yourself up s**t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to s**t and other times you fall in a bucket of s**t and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your s**t, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a s**t; or not do so if you don't give a s**t!
Well, s**t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a s**t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of s**t. But, if you happened to catch a load of s**t from some s**t-head...........
Well, s**t Happens!!!
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Hope this cheers y'all up :]
And I hope this brings a smile to your face so you can have a better day <333
It made my day a little more amusing ^o^
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:26 am
Lmao! That's funny. ^-^ Cheered up my bleeding v****a for a while. :]
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:26 am
xd heart
-talks to you
on msn xD-
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:26 am
Haha! That just totally made my day great! I don't ever say 's**t', but maybe there is some logic to this e-mail...xD
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:27 am
Fagosaurus Rex Lmao! That's funny. ^-^ Cheered up my bleeding v****a for a while. :] gonk bad mental image.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:29 am
Good timing. >_<
I just read it out to my boyfriend who is having trouble fixing a computer and getting annoyed because of it.
Thanks! It cheered him up.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:29 am
Fagosaurus Rex Lmao! That's funny. ^-^ Cheered up my bleeding v****a for a while. :]
xD I'm glad <33333
It made my bleeding v****a feel better for awhile, too :]
@Shindig: *talks to you back* XDDD
@Syrinx: There is total logic xO!
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:30 am
The Shindig Fagosaurus Rex Lmao! That's funny. ^-^ Cheered up my bleeding v****a for a while. :] gonk bad mental image. xDD Lmao. You and your brain, Shinny.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:32 am
Asashina Fagosaurus Rex Lmao! That's funny. ^-^ Cheered up my bleeding v****a for a while. :]
xD I'm glad <33333
It made my bleeding v****a feel better for awhile, too :]
@Shindig: *talks to you back* XDDD
@Syrinx: There is total logic xO!xD Yay for smiling bloody v****a's!
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:33 am
Asashina @Shindig: *talks to you back* XDDD
xd rofl
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:34 am
Fagosaurus Rex xD Yay for smiling bloody v****a's!
My gay friend Tony says that all vaginas look like a really angry and pissed off organ xD! He says he's scared of vaginas and that's probably why he's gay XDDDD
@Shindig: rofl heart heart
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:38 am
Asashina Fagosaurus Rex xD Yay for smiling bloody v****a's!
My gay friend Tony says that all vaginas look like a really angry and pissed off organ xD! He says he's scared of vaginas and that's probably why he's gay XDDDD
@Shindig: rofl heart heart I'm going to ask my gay friend Dexter that. xD I'm talking to him in AIM right now, actually.
...*waits for his reply*...
His reply: "Haha no. I'm gay 'cause I like p***s in my mouth and heinie. =3"
I love that kid. xD I've known him for six years.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:41 am
Fagosaurus Rex I'm going to ask my gay friend Dexter that. xD I'm talking to him in AIM right now, actually.
...*waits for his reply*...
His reply: "Haha no. I'm gay 'cause I like p***s in my mouth and heinie. =3"
I love that kid. xD I've known him for six years.
xD!!! Awesome <3333
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:42 am
At the roots of light, darkness is born. Truth is wavered by lies.
Piercing through my heart
Even if the night freezes at my touch.
I'll continue calling out for the shadow of the desire called "Dream" rofl heart Doubt&Trust
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:03 pm
 Lol, s**t is a great word. rofl
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