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 Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:35 pm
The Defference between prison and work:
@ Prison
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ Work
you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ Prison
you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ Work
you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it
@ Prison
you get time off for good behavior
@ Work
you get more work for
good behavior
@ Work
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
@ Prison
you can watch TV and play games
@ Work
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ Prison
you get your own toilet
@ Work
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
@ Prison
they allow your family and friends to visit
@ Work
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
@ Prison
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ Work
you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ Prison
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ Work
you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check Gaia Forums.
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:55 am
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:51 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:49 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:36 pm
I clap for your wittiness! That is great. XD
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:54 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:56 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:58 pm
I'm allowed on my lunch breaks.. but not my 15 minute breaks which they still make me work through domokun
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:15 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:16 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:41 pm
May I say that was quite hilarious? BUMP
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:36 am
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