| I wish that you would play this game. |
| Granted, but you are now my slave! |
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| Granted, but you cannot play now |
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| Granted, but you now look like a wookie. |
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 Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:46 pm
One of my favorite games, which can be really funny at times.
Here is how it goes:
What you do is write a reply that destroys the above persons wish. For example:
Post A:
I wish for a million dollars
Post B:
Granted, but it's paid to you in Monopoly money
(Don't forget after you destroy their dream, you need to make a wish of your own)
To start us off: I wish that I could reach 5000 posts on AGA.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:59 pm
Granted... But they are posts for the Angry Green Adams guild not the Adult Gaia Anonymous guild...
{this game seems fun... and evil, lol...}
I wish I had a Demonic Pendant....
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:10 pm
Granted. You HAD a Demonic Pendant, but then it was stolen.
(v. evil >.<)
I wish I didn't have to do all that reading for my Accounting classes.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:50 pm
granted! but it is because you started sniffing too much glue, lost track of days and days, flunked out of school, and built a cardboard condo in barton town.
I wish uumm.. well, I wish my cats didn't shed all over everything!
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:07 pm
Granted! You cats no longer shed over everything.....just over all your clothes.
I wish I had pizza.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:13 pm
The pizza you receive is made of Human cheese and the toppings are squirrel paws and kitten hearts.
I wish I had another monitor.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:19 pm
granted - you win a 42 inch super whatever monitor through the publishers clearinghouse sweepstakes. Unfortunately, one of the prerequisites is that you order, and READ, 2 full years subscriptions to Cosmopolitan, hot rod mania, maxim, teen beat, and Star.... you go crazy before the first year is over...
I wish I was 8 pounds lighter...
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:44 pm
granted, you are bitten by a strange insect that causes your arm to necrotize and it has to be amputated at the elbow.
I wish I had better kidneys.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:45 pm
Granted, but they are kidney beans.
I wish I could Exxos prance around in a ballerina outfit.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:56 pm
Granted, but seeing that is like seeing Cthulhu, you take 12D20 SAN damage and die in a convulsing pool as your brains seep from your ears.
I wish for a bunny!
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:59 pm
uummm.. alright, granted!  cute, isn't he? I wish that I had enough energy to get all my work done AND play with all my sewing stuff, and get my kid taken care of then tucked away all happy, and keep the house clean... and still have enough energy to do my crossword at night before I go to sleep.
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:46 pm
Granted! I use my chronomancy to accelerate you in relation to the world around you, increasing your productivity 1200% but in turn cutting your lifespan to 1/12 what it would have been.
*Eats the bunny*
I wish I had a special someone!
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:51 pm
granted! you get me in golden speedos ... got anything for my nipples?
I wish for march to be here already!
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:58 pm
JoeEuphonium granted! you get me in golden speedos ... got anything for my nipples? You'll work. xd *Reaches into his bag of holding and proffers a set of gilded n****e clamps.* Granted, somewhat! A marching band arrives at your house - where the proceed to keep you up for a week by playing the "Llama's nipples of Peru" symphony! I wish for Joe to put some pants on (or do I?). xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:04 pm
granted!
umm.. but they were YOUR pants, and now you must run around in your tidy whiteys for all the guild to see. I am sure Joe would lend you his gold speedos though wink
I wish I could see Exxos running around in gold speedos
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