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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:00 pm
Okie, today was block scheduling, so I didn't have my normal lunch, so I had a few friends I usually don't have at my table! c:
One of them was my crazy awesome friend, let's call "Mary Sue". She's pretty cool, but well, let's say she's the bad kind of popular. And...yeah. She get's made fun of lots. :c
So, being it the 2nd last day of school and we had finals, she thought she would "spice" things up a bit and wore reindeer antlers and an over-sized shirt that said "What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe", and I would have to say she looked pretty kewt. c: But, well, most people...didn't. D:
One girl, she's really big, and she acts like a guy, except she likes guys, and she doesn't shave her legs, well, she did, until she found out that guys don't shave their legs. D: So yeah, that's that whole story. Let's call her... "Jordan". xD That wasn't very nice of me, since it's a bisexual name that can go for either gender
So, today, my group and I were eating lunch (was actually really yummy!) and all of a sudden we hear,
"Hey, reindeer! Can a ride you?"
And she's right by me and my friend. And I had one of those Drumstick ice-cream cone type things. Oh BOY was I ready to stick that onto her crotch and say something along the lines of,
"Hey! Here's that d**k you've always wanted!" : D
And she starts doing sort of a Smack 'Dat kind of dance, smacking the air in front of her. And she said it several times, and then started singing Smack 'Dat. So then, with my adrenaline rushing full speed, I say
"Smack your fat! Oh oh, oh. Smack your fat!" So Mary Sue was really mad and sad, and now she's looking a bit better. xD So, then, she comes back over after consulting one of her cult buddies (lots 'o' people love her, dunno why, but they do) and comes back over, and Mary Sue loves drama/music/dance type stuff, so Jordan says..
"Dance with me Rudolph! Dance with me!" And does her little Smack 'Dat thing again.
And so I said,
"I'll dance with you! I'll dance with you!"
And so she says
"Dance with me! Dance with me!"
And then I say, (you guys are so going to hate me for this)
"I can't! Your too slow! All that fat's dragging you down!"
And I hear Mary Sue laughing. Yaaay!
So Jordan kind of looks away, without a comeback and sits back down again. c:<
So, I know that was really not nice, but Jordan has been doing that kind of thing to Mary Sue for eternity, along with everybody else. And Mary Sue was pretty happy afterwards. c:
And I shouldn't have said that, but, it stopped her. And I saw a bunch of people over at her table, laughing laughing laughing. And I saw one girl who was in my class that hour, and I just remembered her ugly, little, bratty face sneering.
And when we got back to class, she had to go to the bathroom to fix her face up, and on her way out, I so wanted to shout,
"Hey look! There goes the fatty's b***h!"
But I didn't, 'cause I didn't have enough adrenaline left.
So yeah. Needed to get it all out. I just don't know why people just can't be nice, 'cause they're eventually going to get kicked right back onto their asses at one point or another. And why to nice people, too? >:c [/rant]
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:08 pm
Ima go have dinner now, feel free to leave your scoldings and such. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:11 pm
It's really nice of you to defend your friend like that. You know she's gonna pay it back to you one of these days. I know what it's like to be tormented like that :/ When I was younger everyone called me Godzilla and a Beast, and I had no friends to defend me. The friends I -had- played "Survivor" on me and I was voted out. Literally. I was voted out of being their friend @-@;
So it's nice that there's still sweet people in the world that'll defend those who cannot defend themselves.
Go you! <3 You deserve a cookie X3
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:41 pm
Lol. Ownage.
I cracked up laughing. I know I'm not supposed to but it was funny. x]
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:07 pm
Asashina It's really nice of you to defend your friend like that. You know she's gonna pay it back to you one of these days. I know what it's like to be tormented like that :/ When I was younger everyone called me Godzilla and a Beast, and I had no friends to defend me. The friends I -had- played "Survivor" on me and I was voted out. Literally. I was voted out of being their friend @-@;
So it's nice that there's still sweet people in the world that'll defend those who cannot defend themselves.
Go you! <3 You deserve a cookie X3
And you deserve a cookies as well. :3
@winterberries: Thank yew. B}
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:16 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:27 am
Pwned.
:B
Good for you for sticking up for your friend.
I wish I was that cool.
:c
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:52 am
The Dark Nerd Sagey! *hugs* You had a very troubled child hood. ;.; That's sad that you were voted out of being friends. :c
And you deserve a cookies as well. :3
@winterberries: Thank yew. B}
*hugs back* <33 It was... a dysfunctional childhood gonk
But like I said, you know she's gonna remember this and pay you back on it one day X3
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:18 am
That was great! I was laughing too. Sometimes doing things like that isn't bad, well not in my eyes, but.... xD
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:54 pm
Grin Evilly Pwned.
:B
Good for you for sticking up for your friend.
I wish I was that cool.
:c
I'm pretty sure it was all that adrenaline pumping through me, though. D:
I was thinking about it today and hoped that she didn't commit suicide or anything...>.>
Speaking of that...
I also have another friend (let's call her Jane) that is also friends with Mary Sue. And she's always nice to everybody, no matter what. So, yesterday, I think she saw Jordan coming and decided to get out of there.
'Cause she came right back after everything happened.
Made me sad that she does that. But she's nice to everybody so nobody commits suicide. 'Cause her dad lived in a bad place growing up and that happened alot so yeah. :B
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:45 pm
Good for you! *high five* 3nodding
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:19 am
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
Hey, when someone's a b***h, they deserve to be treated like a b***h right on back. You have no need to feel awful.
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:11 am
Daaaaaamn, girl. XD *High-fives DN*
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:22 pm
*High fives everybody back* Thank yew! c:
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:08 pm
YOU PWNED!
I would never be brave enough to say something like that. xp But that was so cool of you.
You should get a good-friend badge (sorry, that's really all I could come up with). cool
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