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 Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:54 pm
I love 'em. Post 'em Give a source or context if you can.
"I think you might be what Pandora let out of the box."
Said by a friend about me. I love it. Best insult/complment I ever got.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:08 am
"I wrap myself in plastic to keep the evil fresh."
Orginal quote, as used in a signature of one of my old old alts. Based off of an old 'Roseanne' episode.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:37 pm
"Bombing for peace is like ******** for virginity."
-An Icon I Was Given By My Friend, Raven_Silverclaw
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:01 am
"I have too many pants for my buttons." - Myself
"All panties wear whores." - Myself
"You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel." - Homer Simpson
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:19 pm
"You've got a problem with nerds don't you. You're a Nerdist. Great I'm working with a nerdist and a serial crayfish-icidal maniac."
Choire's ecology partner. (she's the nerdist)
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:56 am
"I am cruel because it's fun, being unusual is just my calling card."
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:00 pm
"It fills my tummy with joy!"
-Seori
"Where'd you put my book ********, I said it twice didn't I?"
"Said what?"
"Book Book"
"No, you said it four times." whee
-Seori and her friend's response
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:16 pm
"We need a bank account for the band."
"Alright.... where should we start one?"
"Well... that bank of the Sierra give out free Habatchi grills with new accounts..."
Me and my Drummer... practices have never tasted so good ^_^
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:17 pm
Woman, without her man, is nothing.
Woman, without her, man is nothing.
Where are your comas?
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:28 am
"If you want to take up clynical Psychology you shoud take myth, because there's really no differance. Crazy people myth there's no real differance. " -Professor Fagan in my Roman Myth class.
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:52 pm
a old man "catch a man a fish feed him for a day teach a man to fish feed him for aninternity"
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:34 am
i'm an immortal cursed vampire pirate
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:35 am
my one and only true saying
I'm easy to PLEAZ as long as i get MY WAY
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:42 pm
God is love
Love is blind
Choire is blind
Therefore, Choire is God.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:15 am
Found this on Uncyclopedia:
Religion: Jesus turned water into wine.
Science: Kool-Aid can turn water into punch.
Compromise: The Kool-Aid man ripped off Jesus.
Truth: Kool-Aid man is really the Satan.
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Another awesome one is:
"I like my woman how I like my coffee, in a Styrofoam cup" - Eddie Izzard
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