here are a couple for good ol' Harry Potter filks
written by beaulolais
My Patronus to the tune of "My Sharona" by The Knack
Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
Are you gonna help me this time, Patronus?
Ooh you make Dementors run, Dementors run.
Gonna save a piece of my mind, Patronus.
Never gonna stop, keep it up.
Such a helpful kind. Always showing up in the crunch
in the nick of time. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Patronus...
Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in their eyes, Patronus.
You are such a mystery, it gets to me
Save me down the length of my nights, Patronus
Never gonna stop, keep it up.
Such a helpful kind. Always showing up in the crunch
in the nick of time. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Patronus...
Will you now deliver me, deliver me.
It is just a matter of time Patronus?
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Patronus?
Never gonna stop, keep it up.
Such a helpful kind. Always showing up in the crunch
in the nick of time. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Patronus...
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One Headmaster (to the tune of "One Headlight" by The Wallflowers)
references
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfBsf1lYOr0 or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLqOwiZ8n5I or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O90hcRZpnWk So long ago, I don't remember when
That's when they say I lost my oldest friend
Well they said he died poisoned of a trust-betrayed disease
As I listened through the howling forest trees
I see the sun comin' up at the funeral at dawn
The long broken arm of wizard law
Now it always seemed a disaster
He was a perfect headmaster
So I wondered why he hung around that place
Chorus:
Hey, I'll cry a little
Nothing is forever
There's got to be something better than
Old Tom Riddle
But he and I that night
Almost put it all to right
But I'm a lost spellcaster
With no headmaster
Snape said "Avarda"
And threw him off the tower wall,
And I can't break away from that grim sight.
But there's got to be an opening
Somewhere against my enemies,
Through this maze of ugliness and blight.
And I see the sun up ahead
At the faked-up Hogwart's bridge
Sayin' it's no good and hopefulness is dead
We ran until he's out of breath
He fought until there's nothin' left
He hit the end-by falling off a ledge.
(chorus)
Well this place is old
It feels like Weasley's beat up car
I turn the engine, but the engine doesn't turn;
Well it smells of butter beer and earwax beans
This place is always so obscene
Sometimes I think I'd like to watch it burn.
I'm so alone, and I feel just like somebody else
Man, I ain't changed, but I know I ain't the same
But somewhere here in between school walls of dyin' dreams
I think his death it must be killin' me
(chorus)
(c) beaulolais 2007