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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:06 pm
Topic #1.
Big minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
How ya like them apples? That's my bit of wisdom for the day.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:43 pm
Did you know that if 2 farts are combined it creates a time paradox? Everything is moved back to the start of the a**l fusion exept for the farts. The farts themselves progress as if nothing has happened and then when they no longer linger, the paradox ends and everything goes back to normal.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:45 pm
Wow. Have you considered working with Stephen Hawking?
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:50 pm
I have but because of the paradoxes, he never believed me.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:52 pm
o: Amazering. Maybe you should try University of Arizona's quantum physics department. I'm sure someone will lend an ear there. ;D
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:53 pm
As generous as that is, it wouldn't help. It's the wrong part of the anatomy.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:55 pm
But we're talking about time and paradoxes, too. D:
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:07 pm
[Monster] Topic #1.
Big minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
How ya like them apples? That's my bit of wisdom for the day. [ ] I actually knew that. :3
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:24 pm
T i f a [Monster] Topic #1.
Big minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
How ya like them apples? That's my bit of wisdom for the day. [ ] I actually knew that. :3
[ ] xDD Awesome.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:31 pm
Did you know that twinkies were filled with banana creme until the Vietnam war. The reason for this being Vietnam was our banana supplier. And now, twinkies have no natural ingredients, which is why they can survive a nuclear bomb.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:33 pm
And that is why I don't eat Twinkies.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:37 pm
Nor do I, they taste like sugar filled sponges. Another tidbit, no human in the world can actual ouch their tongue to their elbow...
highlight this text for a secret. 75% of people will try to lick their elbows after hearing this.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:40 pm
[ ] Supposedly, there's a girl at my school who can. [ ]
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:43 pm
Lies, human anatomy does not grant that, and there are absolutely no exceptions to it, no journal, or person has found this.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:23 pm
[Monster] And that is why I don't eat Twinkies. Amen.
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