Modern Day Fairy Tales and Lymericks!
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man, "What have you got there?"
Said the pie man, to Simple Simon, "PIES YOU DUMB F%*K!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun!
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son!!!
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
And all the King's horses and all the King's men
Were sued by Humpty's lawyers for installing an un-egg friendly wall in an egg populated area!
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his christmas pie!
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a summons to appear in court for "tampering with the safety and well being of foodstuffs"
On my way to Saint Ives I met a man with seven wives! Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks and wives. How many were going to Saint Ives?
A. None. The man was arrested for bigomy, the women for cruelty to animals, and I was imprisoned for being an accessory to bigomy and animal cruelty!
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