I know everyone loves 'crack pairings'...but there are SOME that just...don't work....And some, that I admit I like...
Alright…let’s start off with pairings that just SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING!!!
This is both my opinion, as well as some that are shared by - 3Matt_3_Jeevas3 –. Let’s start off…these are really in no SPECIFIC order…since they’re all pretty severe…..
1. Mello…and Near—Ew. Where do you people come up with this stuff? Mello hates near with a passion..and Near. Well Near is so indifferent it’s scary sometimes. Mello's pride would never allow him to have feelings(Lustfull or romantic) for Near. =/ It just ain't happenin' people. Look a the facts before you let your mind wander.
2. L and Light. I speak mostly for myself on this perhaps. Sorry, but I hate Light. He makes me sick. Light is a heartless little worm who could never truly love anyone even if he tried to—all he knows how to do is be a psycho-sadistic-b***h and use people!
3. Light and…Ryuk? Hahahah! Do I need to say anything more? That’s just a little wrong people…maybe if Ryuk didn’t look so terrifying…I could see it. xD I really wanna see a doujin of this, just because I’m curious.
4. Mello and the Boss…WTF!? Mello wouldn’t go for someone like the Boss…he’s faaar too beneath him. I mean, look at this!! Sorry, but I find that kind of disgusting looking. Imagining Mello with anyone but Matt gives me the shivers anyway…
5. Matt and…Light? They don’t even meet each other in the series! Light doesn’t even know Matt exists! (Believe it or not, people, I’ve seen this stuff before O_o)
6. Matsuda and…Ryuk. Are you serious? Matt tells me she’s seen this stuff before. By God..I…oh, I just don’t know…lol
7. Basically anyone with Light. Ok, I stated above what I think of him, and no one should have to be put through HIS torture.
Alright! Now that we get that out of the way! Let’s put up my favorite crack pairings!!
Matt and Mello don’t go here…because they are SO cannon! Their relationship is real, I tells you! D<
1. Near and Gevanni—Sorry…but I can’t help it xD something about this I find…cute.
2. Near and Matsuda—A product of Matt and one of our friends. Haha. It was an inside joke for awhile, but I’ve become attached to the coupling.
3. Rem and Ryuk! Screw the rules, Shinigami should be able to love each other! Lol!
4. Ide and Aizawa—They were so hitting on each other all through the book. If you need proof…just ask me and I’ll provide it. Aizawa’s marriage is just a cover up, too!
Hm…that’s all I can think of at the moment. Lol.
xxMy Chocolate MOFO ..do you has it?xx
Alright…let’s start off with pairings that just SHOULD NOT BE HAPPENING!!!
This is both my opinion, as well as some that are shared by - 3Matt_3_Jeevas3 –. Let’s start off…these are really in no SPECIFIC order…since they’re all pretty severe…..
1. Mello…and Near—Ew. Where do you people come up with this stuff? Mello hates near with a passion..and Near. Well Near is so indifferent it’s scary sometimes. Mello's pride would never allow him to have feelings(Lustfull or romantic) for Near. =/ It just ain't happenin' people. Look a the facts before you let your mind wander.
2. L and Light. I speak mostly for myself on this perhaps. Sorry, but I hate Light. He makes me sick. Light is a heartless little worm who could never truly love anyone even if he tried to—all he knows how to do is be a psycho-sadistic-b***h and use people!
3. Light and…Ryuk? Hahahah! Do I need to say anything more? That’s just a little wrong people…maybe if Ryuk didn’t look so terrifying…I could see it. xD I really wanna see a doujin of this, just because I’m curious.
4. Mello and the Boss…WTF!? Mello wouldn’t go for someone like the Boss…he’s faaar too beneath him. I mean, look at this!! Sorry, but I find that kind of disgusting looking. Imagining Mello with anyone but Matt gives me the shivers anyway…
5. Matt and…Light? They don’t even meet each other in the series! Light doesn’t even know Matt exists! (Believe it or not, people, I’ve seen this stuff before O_o)
6. Matsuda and…Ryuk. Are you serious? Matt tells me she’s seen this stuff before. By God..I…oh, I just don’t know…lol
7. Basically anyone with Light. Ok, I stated above what I think of him, and no one should have to be put through HIS torture.
Alright! Now that we get that out of the way! Let’s put up my favorite crack pairings!!
Matt and Mello don’t go here…because they are SO cannon! Their relationship is real, I tells you! D<
1. Near and Gevanni—Sorry…but I can’t help it xD something about this I find…cute.
2. Near and Matsuda—A product of Matt and one of our friends. Haha. It was an inside joke for awhile, but I’ve become attached to the coupling.
3. Rem and Ryuk! Screw the rules, Shinigami should be able to love each other! Lol!
4. Ide and Aizawa—They were so hitting on each other all through the book. If you need proof…just ask me and I’ll provide it. Aizawa’s marriage is just a cover up, too!
Hm…that’s all I can think of at the moment. Lol.
xxMy Chocolate MOFO ..do you has it?xx
