I got a bunch!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(I think i'll just go to Starbucks)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Dont let the terrorist know)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(hmmm)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still still thinkin bout the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying matais cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
(30 minutes... hmm I guess thats a lucky pig)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know alot some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know alot some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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