kemosabi4
Wal-Mart: Grab cooking oil (I'm just assuming Wal-Mart has cooking oil) and grease one of the main walkways and run down it and see how far you can slide
Um the supercenters have.Here's the stuff I have posted on GJC.
Walmart
put feces all over the bathroom or store
start a really nasty fight
If you are an employie (AKA Associate) work for the competion (Target) xd
Steal anything that is worth over $500 US
piss the store manager off by mocking him/her
Okay here's a couple more.
Grab a couple of family size bottles of shampoo and empty the contents all over the store.
Oh get in kahoots with the person that has access to the keys that open the jewelery counter up then plan a robbery and take only the most valuable pieces.
Start eating all the baked goods in the superstore. *drools*
Oh if you are wondering if these have gotten someone kicked out. Yes either me or my mother have seen at least one of these get someone kicked out.
Airport
Run around naked. ninja