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 Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:18 pm
Quote: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm ma asian ain't treetin me no right. A mean it give me the run i go to da batroom on lordez have mersy. na i ain't trippin foo am a delikat flowe. i ain't messin wid yooo. i go to loondrymat and day say uh uh we no allow tongs here i min i shoud aks before i goin dere. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. day can jost kiss ma nachural black azz. ka ching! I think I'm about to cry. I just replied with a typical 'O RLY?' picture and left.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:01 pm
Um...I understood what that was saying...but why, pray tell, would someone type like that? I'm not being judgmental...but I guess it's just strange that someone would type like that. confused
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:57 pm
I read it aloud. *blinks*
"Mom! Did you adopt me from a Jamaican family?"
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She said, "No."
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What a relief. Now, since I feel like it (and must see just how logical it would be if it wasn't raping the English language), I'm going to try to translate:
Mmhmm. My Chinese food isn't treating me right. I mean, it gives me the runs. I'm going to the bathroom, and Lord have mercy. No, I'm not tripping, fool. I am a delicate flower. I'm not messing with you. I went to the laundromat, and they said, "Uh-uh. We don't allow thongs here." I mean, I should have asked before going there. Hmm. They can just kiss my natural, black a**. Ka-ching!
Wow. That was, like, two different stories for the price (my appetite) of one!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:43 pm
Of course, she probably butchers English like that in real-life too. It gave me a headache. Good thing I have an empty stomach.
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:26 am
Niccea Majeare Of course, she probably butchers English like that in real-life too. It gave me a headache. Good thing I have an empty stomach. >.< That made me lol. This text hurt my eyes, I didn't even bother reading it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:50 pm
What the batman? I thought it said her asian boyfriend was making her run for safety to the laundry-mat and they said no tongs, then she said she cant wait to kiss somebody's black a**...
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:02 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:23 pm
This set all the races back. D:
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