-When you have named all your nintendogs after SW characters...
-Or have an extensive conversation about how many toes Yoda has.
-Or write a letter to the drama department at your school because at a pep rally they bring out a person with a red light saber and say "Here comes so and so with their awesome jedi powers," while playing the main theme instead of the imperial march.
-Or you put all of the SW songs onto your MP3.
-Or when you lecture your friends on the difference between wookies and ewoks because they called ewoks baby Chewbaccas.
-When make and animate a death star in your 3D Animation class.
-Use the force in real life.
-When your friend says don't mix religion with ethics, when your having a discussion on whether the force is real or not.
-When you pass notes in class in Aurebesh.
-When you pause SW games or movies to translate the Aurebesh.
-When you make a baby in science and name her Princess Leia. When your Princess Leia for halloween...Twice.
-When you know someone who is trying to make a real light saber but can't get the crystals.
-When you and your friend pretend you are sith lords and are preparing for a battle to see who will win the title of Dark Lord of the Sith.
-When you've watched SW since you were born as a bed time story.
-When you've come up with a texting abbreviation for "May the force be with you" MTFBWY, then your dad says classics can't be abbreviated.
-Or you know the Aurebesh alphabet forwards and backwards.
-When have to turn off SW so you don't explode because an uneducated friend keeps laughing at parts that shouldn't be laughed at.
-You swear one of the teachers at your school rages with the dark side. -When you die a little because some you know has gone to the Trekkie side.
-When you laugh at Trekkie for thinking Trekkies could beat SW. They clearly couldn't because they set their guns to stun.
-When you use a jedi a mind trick to get some hot cheeto's from your friends... And it WORKS!!!
-When you and your friend try to live by everything Darth Bane taught -Zannah and know the sith code by heart.
- When you make a SW final for your friend to take to see how much they know.
-When you refer to money as credits and directions as cordinates.
-When you have long conversation with your friend about whether the fan fics are real or not, and that only what Mr. Lucas says is what happens. Not what he approves to be published.
-When your entire family worries about you.
- You cry at the thought of the Star Tours ride being changed.
- When you despise people you like the prequels better than the originals.
-When you tell your friends your dad has been to Skywalker ranch, and worked for Mr. Lucas.
- When you know that GEorge Lucas was trying to create an epic poem when he was writing SW.
- You know what historic eras SW was based off of.
- You that before Anakin was Anakin Skywalker he was originally Anakinn Starkiller.
- You shun SW books that are inaccurate.
- When your parents met it was at a SW party in college.
- When you've had more than one dream about SW.
- When you annoy everyone around you with SW talk.
- You plan that in your next life you want to be on Korriban and raised as sith lord.
- When you know what sith means and realize the irony.
- When you know which language the word sith comes from.
- No matter how many kids the teacher sends to join your group they refuse and join another group.
- When most of your wardrobe consists of nerd shirts.
- When your parents are mortified when wore rain boots to school and Vegas when it wasn't raining just because they made you feel like Han Solo.
- Get extremely offended when your friends say Luke and Leia made out.
- When you plan on creating an exclusive club at school called Rule of Two.
- When you go to Target and head straight to the SW section.
- When name all the inconsistencies with the movie.
-When you know the exact number of appendages cut off in SW, droids don't count.
-When you go to planet Hollywood and discover they lack SW, and consider writing them a letter.
-When you have SW pj's.
-When buy from the little boys section because they are the only department that carries SW shirts.
- When you truly believe that Darth Vader is the real Dark Knight not Batman.
-IF you went to BK every day of the week just because they had SW toys.
-When you plan to inherit your dads collection of SW stuff. (Most of which survived his childhood and is still in mint condition.)
- You watch SW clone wars on CN because it has grabbed your heart with its tractor beam and is pulling you toward the death star.
-When you go into a motion censored bathroom and pretend to use the force.
-When you ask a balloonist to make you a yoda but instead you get a light saber.
-When you get in trouble at Wal-Mart for playing with the toy light sabers.
- When you have the privilage of educated a 2 1/2 yr old on SW and by the end she knows Darth Vader is and thinks she's Princess Leia.
- When you use the force and doesn't work you determine the object is from Yuuzhan'tar and when using it on people you determine they are a Yuuzhan Vong in disguise.
-When you join this guild.
