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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:38 pm

My computer blew the ******** up somewhere in the few hours I was at summer school.
I'm using the city library computers.
So, I haven't been around in a while.
Just to update you guys, things aren't going good at all for me.
I'll be done summer school in the first week of August, but...I don't know.
I just know that I think I might burst.

I just don't know where to start with all of the bullshit that's going on.
I'm scared, and feeling sick, and I can't stop crying.
I want to nest up in my bed and never come out again.

I hardly have time to exist, what with school.
Wake up for classes at six to hit the buses at seven, and still be three minutes late for class every day. I'm taking two classes. One from eight-thirty in the morning to twelve fifteen in the afternoon--that'd be Math 20 Applied, which I kick a** at, but I'm really...distracted. Lots going on in my little head.The second class starts at one PM, and finishes up at quarter to five PM. That's Chemistry. My teacher is beautiful. I love her. But Chem is hard, and I hardly understand anything, even though I've taken the class before. I'm drowning in fast-paced schoolwork; every class is like a regular week's worth of school. Tests every day. But yeah. I get up at six every morning, get home at six PM if I go straight home from school, and then I have to go to bed at ten to make sure I wake up for six the next day. I feel sort of like a robot.

And I met someone at school. He's not worth it; it's like when he looks at me, I'm not there, and he just sees through. Even if he did sleep with me. Well, after he got what he was looking for, he completely changed. He hardly talks to me, even though we sit on the bus for an hour-long ride, and we spend lunch together, too. He talks to himself, and on the phone, and when he can't figure out any other way to drown me out, he shoves his headphones in his ears and mumbles Eminem lyrics.
He's a ******** loser.
I don't know why I fell for him like I did.
But I did.
But that doesn't quite matter, considering he doesn't know I exist still. He can hardly remember my name, and he hasn't even gotten to thinking that "Kai" might not be my real first name.
That's about all he knows about me. And he doesn't even know it's an alias.
And his name is Iulian. An a*****e I should have never gotten involved with. I can't look at him without my heart breaking, and crumbling into a million little pieces. Because of what he did to me, I feel really worthless, and I feel like I'm not actually alive. I feel like I'm watching a movie through my eyes, and like some sleepwalking idiot it operating my body. I did drugs every day last week to try and make it go away.
I hate Iulian, but I love him.
I don't get it.

But long story short, I suppose, since I have not a lot of time.
And if my mom sees, I'm ******** dead.
So here's the major event as of late.

I think I'm pregnant.
Moreover, if I am, I'm thinking about keeping the baby.

Anyways.
I have to go.
I miss you all, and I love you guys to bits.
Here's hoping I can get onto a computer sometime soon again.

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:59 pm

Pregnant? Are you sure?
Have you been getting any signs lately or seen a doctor?
And I'm really sorry about what's going on, Kai.
I wish I could be there to hug you or talk to you or something.
What a ******** jerk. Acting like that to you.
He's not worth Kai's radiating coolness. xD
I'll gladly shove a coconut up his a** for you. :3
AND UNLIKE THOSE MONKIES, HE WILL NOT ENJOY IT.

We love you. heart

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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:51 am

ilu ;~;

Just three weeks and you'll be done
They'll go by fast!

Stop talking to boys ;~;
Let's just stick to piercings, porn and dying our hair :D

I don't know what to say about the baby
I'm not changing diapers Dx

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:16 am

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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:05 pm

QUICK UPDATEEE, OMFG.

Well...stuff has changed, and not changed, since the last time I updated you guys. Thanks so much for the comforting words; you guys always know how to pick me up.

I should get this out of the way, first of all.
Not pregnant.
( Stormy won't have to change no diapers. :D )

But. Iulian is still putting me through <******** hell. It hurts to look at him, still. It hurts a lot. But I'm putting that s**t behind me; that ******** not worth a third of a half-formed thought of mine.

What's worse is that he did this to one of my best friends in the world last summer. I didn't know the whole story until he's ruined me like he ******** up her. I found out the other day, only, in fact, when I called her up to see how she was, and blah blah. The night before I called her, she'd threatened him over MSN. XDD I was glad to hear it; she gave the usual growls, the whole, "break her heart, and I'll break your legs."
Of course, it was too late for the threat, and he even had the ******** gall to deny ever having done anything to or with me. My friend and I were like, PSHHHH, YOU LYING a**.

Back to the point. I called her up, and ******** told me something Iulian really should have owned up to, ******** HAS AN STI.
OH MY GOD.
It was a definite wake-up call from the "invincible" bullshit teens have going through their heads--that I had going through my head. That whole, "it'll never happen to me" thing. Well, that just got chucked out the window. -Frown-
Anyways. Iulian's strain is curable in the early stages, which means that I might get off lucky if I end up having it--I'm getting tested on Tuesday, and my friend from the phone call is coming with me--but it means that Iulian's ******** for life. -Snort- Serves the ******** right.

So, yeah, he's putting me through one ******** nightmare; from heartbreak, to babies, to getting an STI. Jesus Christ.

This is the part where I tell you about the sweet, sweet revenge I'm having. It's because I'm a genius that I managed to cook up such a thing, and successfully get him freaked out, and s**t. ******** awesome. So, here it is.

Even though I'm definitely not going to have a baby (as I've already checked out of bleeding v****a syndrome land)....

LOLOL.
I TOLD IULIAN I WAS PREGNANT.
AND THAT I WAS GOING TO KEEP THE BABY.
XDD

He's like, "s**t WHAT?!!" And then goes on about all sorts of things, trying to convince me to abort what isn't there. "YOU SEE, UH, WHEN I DIE, I WANT TO LEAVE NO TRACE OF MYSELF ON THIS EARTH...?" And I was like, -SNORTSNORT- "WELL DARLING, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABYYYYY." He was like, "I'M NOT STICKING AROUNDDD." And I was like, "I DON'T CARE, BOO HOO, -COUGH-, MAYBE IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOUR CHILD WILL. BOOOO HOOOO."
And...well...
I don't think I'll ever tell him it's a hoax. Ever. : ]
He'll go on for the rest of his life thinking he has a kid somewhere, and maybe he'll think twice next time he wants to have a no-strings ******** where he makes some girl feel like a whore, and doesn't give a s**t when she tries to give him her heart on a silver platter.
He'll never be the same again.
And that ******** deserves it.
Ever moment of that agony.
It makes me happy just thinking about him biting his nails, knowing that some day, a Iulian Junior might show up on his doorstep if I ever track that b*****d down.

He plans on skipping town after summer, so he'll basically have no idea if he ever has a kid or not. And I told my friend, the one he ******** over, too--and she loves the plan. She told me it was the greatest, most evil thing I've ever done, and that b*****d deserved it.

This is for me, and for her, and for every other girl he's ever hurt.
Take that, Iulian!

By the way. I plan on asking him, next time he and I are around a bunch of his friends,
"Hey, Iulian, surely you'd know: How do you spell gonorrhea?"

Now, outside of Iulianland, there's admittedly not a whole lot going on, though I'm excited as ******** about the Harry Potter book tomorrow night, and I'm supposed to party it up with Tori.
School's pretty much the same--still kicking a** in math, and still struggling with Chemistry, as beautiful as my teacher is.
My hair's getting a little longer, and I can brush is down in a way that I look like a girl, almost. Just for when I'm feeling pretty, on occassion. I can tie it into little pigtails. -Squee-
Not sure what else to report. xDD

But. I've definitely learned my lesson about the male gender; the only thing with a p***s I deem safe to be in love with is Will ( BUT I'M DEFINITELY GOING LESBOCORE FOR A LONG, LONG, LONG TIME, AFTER THIS LAST EXPERIENCE, WHAT WITH IULIAN AND HIS DEFORMED d**k ) , as he's proven himself over the ages, and I have...completely disproven myself over the ages.
Will, I'm sorry that this stupid s**t happened again. You have no idea how sorry. And hey, look--it would seem that this time, I'm getting my a** kicked around Repercussions Block, eh? Call me soon, I thought we were going to get together the weekend after this, finally. xD

It's time for me to go, now, and pick out a few books before rushing home to make plans, and cackle on the phone to my girly friends about my demonic plan thats ruining Iulian's life. : 3
I'm feeling a bit better than lastt time I checked in with y'all, but I'm still...hurt. But hey. I'm Kai. And Kai always makes the rebound.
I'm really glad I'm Kai, and I'm really glad that I have you guys.
: ]
I hope I'll talk to you soon.
LOVELOVELOVEEEEEE.
<333

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:04 pm

Omg
I'm so glad you're not pregnant D: <333333

And
That is
the greatest ******** plan
ever xDDD
TALK TO HIM ABOUT HIM HAVING TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT
He deserves it
I'M GOING TO CANADA AND KICKING THIS GUYS a**
-hulk Scooby-

AND OMG I WANT TO SEE KAI WITH PIGTAILS

I hope you feel completely better sooon
WE LOVE YOU <333333

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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:38 pm

YAY, NO DIAPERS :D

STI? 0:
I thought it was STD? .-.
xDD

OMFG, WHAT IS WITH THESE COOTIES GOING AROUND
My friend found out she had something this month :
AND NOW YOU ALMOST HAD IT

And -high fyve- @ evil pregnancy plan :333

So I'm not safe to be in love with? ;;;~;;;

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:17 pm

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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:07 pm

Ohmygod.

I like, had a heart attack reading this.

-heart failure-

-robot-

I think you should let him freak out and be all, "OMFG I HAVE A KID DDDD:" And never, ever tell him. :3333

... Ever. :3

AND THEN MAKE HIM PAY CHILD SUPPORT.

AND YOU CAN BE ALL, "NO KID LOL :D"

It's the perfect evil plan. ;DDD~

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:34 pm

Another edition of Kai's Insane Life of July; Featuring Iulian the a*****e, Tori the Amazing Lesbian Friend, Ms. Gallant the Extremely Hot Chemistry Teacher, and definitely starring Kai-Kai. : O

Thank-you, thank-you. -Sets up microphone- Well, let's flash back to last week's episode, before continuing where we left off.

Kai was distressed and slightly heartbroken, while Tori the Amazing Lesbian Friend consoled her in person, only after shouting something along the lines of "J'SSCA!" at Kai many times, mostly for the same reason why "J'ssca" had to be screamed in the first instance: Because the guy that the chick omglyked was a complete asshat, and...well, J'ssca, you just can't do that!
Also, the worry about Sexually Transmitted Infections broke out, bursting the proverbial bubble. Lastly, though, and most evil of all, Kai unleashed her devious plan, and told Iulian the a*****e that she was pregnant, which, indeed, she was not. MUAHAH!

So, anyways.
Back to the story.

The only reason it really hurts to look at Iulian any more is that one, he's seriously ugly, now (I can see clearly, now, I've found my brain...) , and two, every time I look at him, I burst into silent giggle fits that make my ribs ache, because I'm truly enjoying every moment of torture he goes through.

Well, that's not completely true. I still feel emotionally killed. But the pregnancy prank cheers me up a lot. He's seriously, seriously deserved this for long, long time, that mother ******** to answer your question, Chey, the reason why the whole female population that he has already womanized hasn't torn him limb from limb yet is because he's just so...charming, and manipulative. He'll sleep with you, tell you you're the prettiest thing he's ever seen, and blah, blah, all that crap that comes out of the mouth of every guy on the planet, but for some reason, it actually works when he says it, or something. I have reason to believe that he uses some kind of Disillusionment Potion in his mouthwash that enchants all the girls he talks to, and once he manages to kiss them, they're poisoned! Wham! And they're helpless when faced against his seducing ways.
Or something like that. :/

Anyways. I still feel like s**t, but the baby thing, it keeps me from bursting into tears every time he talks to me. All my friends know about the plan, and we all play it up when they see me around him. -Snort- When me and Tori were lying around drunk on Saturday morning, we made a lot of evil plans to ruin Iulian's life. Unfortunately, being drunk, a lot of these plans were intertwined, and had to do with gaining control of Hulk Hogan in order to get pet Hulk to bite off Iulian's d**k, and feed it to Arnold.
But, we did get out one really good plan. This guy who partied with us on Friday night? He's, like, a machine, and he hates seeing chicks get treated like dirt, and since Iulian ******** with me and Tori, Tori's going to bring this guy to meet up with me and Iulian after school some day. Tori says she's going to get me some horribly amusing baby shower present, and give it to me in front of Iulian, and then tell me about how she wants to play with the "baby," and after Iulian steps in with his "wait, now, I'm makin' her abortz!!1!" we figure that Steve (the machine) with just....cream Iulian. It's going to be great, I wish I had a camera so I could be sure to get pictures! LOLOL.

Anyways.
The baby plan's going awesome. Iulian's completely under the impression that in a few months, I'll have swelled like a balloon. The great thing is, Iulian plans on skipping out on town after the summer, and he's always been telling me he wants nothing to do with "the baby" ever, so basically, I can lie, and lie, and lie about thing thing, all my life, if Iulian keeps contact for that long, and for the rest of his life, Iulian will have the cloud over his head that he's got a kid somewhere! XD I've already been groaning to Iulian after school, once in a while, "AW, MY MORNING SICKNESS CARRIED THROUGH THE DAYYYYY," and "I REALLY WANT SOME WATERMELON AND SALT." xDD The best thing about this is that Iulian is so stupid, and so permafried, that he believes all the bullshit I feed to him. Plus, I'm an excellent actor. ; DD

So.
On Friday night I went to the COMEBACK KID AND RISE AGAINST CONCERTTTTTTT, OMFGGGG. : DD IT WAS ******** AWESOME, AND TORI-FACE BOUGHT ME A COMEBACK KID SHIRT, AND THE COMEBACK KID GUYS WERE SELLING IN THEIR OWN BOOTH AND THEY SMILED AT MEEEEEEEE, OMFGGGGGGG. -Flaps arms- I almost threw up in front of them, I was so happy. xDDD
And of course, after the concert, we went back to Tori's house with a bunch of kids, and got completely shitfaced and stoned. xDD
IT WAS SO FUNNY.
I wrote this letter to Tori in her drawing book with markers when I was really high, and I must have used the word "MANG" a hundred times. Also, I was like, "I AM OSTRICH, AND THIS IS MY LIFE. CAN I HAVEE...THIS ONE TIME, I WAS REALLY DRUNK--I HATE IULIAN--DRUNK? RIGHT? AND...CAN I HAVE A LARGE PIZZA?"
Omg.
And earlier that night I'd had a conversation with this other stoned girl, and she started screaming across the room at me, "WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SMOKING TANGERINES?!!" And I fell on my a** and laughed.
At, like, four in the morning, Tori and I went to the playground. : 3
xD We didn't sleep, like, at all, so come morning, we're lying down, trying to sleep, and still wasted, talking about Hulk Hogan....xDD

And, of course, I finally got my Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows copy. I'm more than half finished.

AND OH MY GADDD. AT SCHOOL, IN CHEM! I finished my lab almost an hour early, so I was sitting there reading the whole time, and near the end of class my beaaaaautiful teacher walks up to me, and says, "you're killing me with that reading!" And I was like, "wh-wh-whuh-whuuuuut?" And she was like, "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT THE END. IF YOU RUIN THE BOOK FOR ME, I WILL EFFING FAIL YOU!" And I was like,
OH
MY
GOD
YOU
LOVE
HARRY
POTTER
AS
MUCH
AS
I
DO,
WE
ARE
SOUL
MATES.
xD And I told her about how on, like, Thursday, or something, Iulian tried to tell me the end of the book, because it all got leaked onto the net, right? And he knew I ******** love Harry Potter, so he tried to RUIN THE END OF THE WORLD FOR ME, so I ******** MY WATER BOTTLE ON HIS HEAD. : DDDD IT WAS THE ******** BOMB.

So, yeah. Uh...what else to say?
Apparently, there's only nine classes of summer school left, and then I'm working a shitload at Value Village, the second I'm done, and I'll buy myself a laptop with a wireless, I guess, so I can keep in contact with you all, and since I wanted a laptop for my strange writing habits, anyways! : DD It'll be awesome, even if it will take me a while to get that much money. While I'm saving, I'll be able to get minutes on my phone, and I'll text y'all. : V But I have to get the job, and a paycheque, first. xDD

WILLLLL, YOU HAVE TO CALL ME, MOTHER ********, I THOUGHT WE WERE HANGING OUT THIS WEEKEND FOR REAAAAALS.

Oh, Stormy. You're safe to love. xD You're just...well, you think vaginas are disgusting, so we count you out of the "dangerous males" population immediately. xD <3 You already know I loves you to bits, d00d.

I have no idea what else to say.
I am sweaty...? xD

Love you all.
I'll update yeh soon, I hopes.

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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:02 pm

xDDDDD

KAI, I'M SO GOING TO CANADA TO HANG OUT WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
They sound so much more awesome than the kids here

And your plan sounds hilarious :33

DUDE, YOU HAVE TO GET A LAPTOP
SO WE CAN LIKE
TALK TO YOU AGAIN DDD;

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:40 pm

I didn't read that second post + there's a lot to reply to, and I'm lazy.

But, um.
Yay for not being pregnant. If you were, I'd come and play with it and be the father.
DDD<

-cough-
Anddd, tormenting the poor guy for the rest of his life makes you the worse person. >.>;
I'd say. Just don't go overboard. 0:

Anddd...
Uh.
I don't know what to say about the getting drunk and high thing, 'cause I don't like either, and I feel uncomfortable around it.
>.>;

But, ya.

And my mom's about halfway through the book, and I'm not allowed to read it, 'cause I have summer reading still.
:c

k.
love you, hoe.

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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:31 am

I don't think they're disgusting, they just spew out weird stuff D: ;~;
And make you guys do crazy stuff :3
Like grow a kid 0:

And kids are icky :3

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:42 pm

OHMYBLOOODYGOOD.
Your life is like, a mexican soap-opera.
Seriously, and i thoght my life was pretty active.

Hot chemistry teachers, STI, a*****e boyfriends, lesbian bestfriends, faking pregnancy, getting drunk, dramadramadrama.
is way to much s**t to happen in ONE month.

aayy.
your my new hero, *****.
<3 biggrin

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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:21 pm

I'm safe to love.
Because, unfortunately... I had an accident.
With a mower.
When I was five.

Eunuch-y.

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