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 Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:45 am
Actual Comments on Patient Charts
"The patient has been depressed ever since
she began seeing me in 1993."
"The patient refused an autopsy."
"On the 2nd day the knee was better and
on the 3rd day it disappeared completely."
"She stated that she had been constipated
for most of her life, until she got a divorce."
"She is numb from her toes down."
"Patient has two teenage children but no
other abnormalities."
"Patient has left his white blood cells
at another hospital."
"Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches."
"I saw your patient today, who is still under
our car for physical therapy."
"The patient was to have a bowel resection.
However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead."
"Skin: Somewhat pale but present."
"Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith,
who felt we should sit on the abdomen, and I agree."
"Patient has chest pain if she lies on her
left side for over a year."
"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:53 am
wtf? that is crazy . those patients need new doctors. confused
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:02 am
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