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I'm the guy with the 5 year old E-mail address that isn't verified.

Now before you read this just remember I've talked to this guy say once when he begged me to make an Ashley sig for him. Enjoy?

Will says:
sup?
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
The sky.
Will says:
please can you lend me $10 to see a doctor? im desperate and my parents are on vacation in florida
Will says:
and my neighbors already lent me some money and i still gotta pay them back
Will says:
but ill pay you back friday
Will says:
if you lend me $10 on paypal
Will says:
so i can see a doctor
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
You do know I'm 15 right?
Will says:
im also 15
Will says:
can you please borrow a parents credit card or something?
Will says:
it's an emergency
Will says:
ill pay them back friday i swear
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
If it's an emergency call 911
Will says:
they cant do anything for me
Will says:
it's not a heart attack or anything...
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
What's wrong?
Will says:
i have appendicitis i think
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
BOLOGNA!
Will says:
im pretty sure i do cause my brother had it when he was younger
Will says:
and i have the same symptoms
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
They can totally do something for you.
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Call them immediately.
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I was trained in first aid
Will says:
can you lpease lend me money for the doctor?
Will says:
i wanna make sure it is appendicitis though
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Just tell them your story.
Will says:
because if i call them and then they take me to a hospital ill have to pay
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Rather be safe than sorry.
Will says:
even if it isnt appendicitis ill have to pay the hospital
Will says:
thats why i wanna see a doctor first
Will says:
please can you lend me $9.55
Will says:
?
Will says:
that's how much i need
Will says:
to get to the doctor
Will says:
i already got some money
Will says:
i called them and asked how much it will cost
Will says:
and they told me to go to there first and not the hospital
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I can't give you any money.
Will says:
please?
Will says:
its an emergency!
Will says:
i swear to pay you back friday
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I don't even have paypal....
Will says:
make one it takes a few minutes
Will says:
i really need to see a doctor
Will says:
so could you do it please?
Will says:
i swear im horribly sick
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
My parents aren't gonna let me lend money to someone I met online.
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I'm telling you call 911
Will says:
tell them its your friend
Will says:
from school
Will says:
please
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Where are your parents?
Will says:
i need the money
Will says:
in florida on vacation
Will says:
i said that when i first started talking to u
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Sorry I must have forgot.
Will says:
k
Will says:
please can you lend to me though?
Will says:
tell them its a friend from school
Will says:
who needs to see a doctor badly
Will says:
please
Will says:

Will says:
ill pay you back man
Will says:
i swear
Will says:
you'll be my life's savior if you lend to me
Will says:
ill pay you back friday
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
I can't, my parents won't even lend it to their mothers or anything like that
Will says:
if you lend to me
Will says:
borrow their card please
Will says:

Will says:
come on
Will says:
i really need it man
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
And be grounded for life?
Will says:
im serious
Will says:
yes if thats what it takes to help me survive
Will says:
then please do it
Will says:
ill pay them back
Will says:
i swear man
Will says:
just lend me the money ill pay you back on friday
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
If it's this serious, call 911. I was trained in first aid you don't joke around in health.
Will says:
im not joking around
Will says:
i aint calling them unless i see a doctor first
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Why?
Will says:
and i need to see a ******** doctor!
Will says:
cause the doctor said to go there first
Will says:
no matter what
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
That makes no sense.
Will says:
and i want to make sure i have it before wasting money at the hospital also
Will says:
dude
Will says:
come on please lend to me
Will says:
ill pay you back on friday
Will says:
thats only 5 days from now
Will says:
they wont notice $9.55 gone anyway
Will says:

koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
My dad will.
Will says:
come on man
Will says:
i really need it
Will says:
he wont know it was you though
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Call the hospital and see what they say.
Will says:
i have called
Will says:
ill call again though
Will says:
1 second
Will says:
i got their number on my fridge
Will says:
phone's ringing
Will says:
they said i should see the doctor first
Will says:
cause they dont want patients filling up the hospital if they dont need to be there
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
That's seriously the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Will says:
well that's what they said...
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Well I can't help you with the money problem.
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Sorry pal.
Will says:
dude
Will says:
come on
Will says:
yes you can
Will says:
just borrow their card plz
Will says:
for a few seconds
Will says:
and then you can lend to me
Will says:
ill pay you back friday
Will says:
i swear
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Guess where their card is?
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Their wallet.
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
You know where my dad's wallet is?
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
His pocket.
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
How am I suppose to 'borrow' that?
Will says:
use ur moms card
Will says:
i know she has one so dont say she doesnt
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
In her purse
Will says:
so take it...
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
No.
Will ******** you b*****d
Will says:
you're the reason why people die
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Oh yes.
Will says:
thanks a lot i guess ill have fun dying now
Will ******** you
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
No problem.
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
Listen I'm telling you just call 911 if it gets worse.
Will says:
shut the ******** up
Will says:
im done talking to you because you wont lend to me when i ******** need it b*****d
koolguymandude2000@yahoo.com (E-mail Address Not Verified) says:
....Whatever.

lol

Lol, hillarious.

I hope he has cancer.

Glue you heartless b*****d, you couldn't even help this poor, poor young man when he had nowhere else to turn. Way to go, I hope your happy now.

On a side note, this proves that it rocks even harder to be Canadian, free health care bitches!

the thing thats funny is how dumb he is with the story
1 it would cost a s**t load more to go to the hospital than 10 bucks
2 911 would send him a ambulance
3 i'm assuming this took several minutes so he probably would be dead by the end of the conversation.

It's 2007, Glue.