So King Brad Land IMed me on AIM and asked me to RP a match with him. I was reluctant at first, but eventually found my niche in blatantly lying about Japan and taking *small* liberties with Vader's actions and moves. What you are about to see is of a graphic nature. Viewer discretion is advised.
EDITFor clarification purposes, yes, Vader's part was supposed to be stupid.
[11:02] bradland012: want to have an RP match here?
[11:03] MQuestionable: i don't really do IM RP
[11:03] bradland012: it's fun
[11:03] MQuestionable: I pin you.
[11:03] MQuestionable: The bell rings.
[11:03] bradland012: dude it's just like online
[11:03] bradland012: just quicker
[11:04] MQuestionable: i already won
[11:04] bradland012: dude seriously
[11:04] bradland012: it's fun to do
[11:04] bradland012: besides the fact that it never really started
[11:05] bradland012: and pretty much you god moded
[11:05] bradland012: yeah
[11:05] MQuestionable: i know
[11:05] MQuestionable: but i won
[11:05] bradland012: how?
[11:05] MQuestionable: because i said i did
[11:05] bradland012: come on man
[11:06] MQuestionable: so
[11:06] MQuestionable: are you asking for a rematch?
[11:06] bradland012: no just a normal RP match
[11:06] MQuestionable: but
[11:07] MQuestionable: it will be our second one
[11:07] bradland012: ......
[11:07] bradland012: just go with the match
[11:07] bradland012: normal RP
[11:07] bradland012: who are you using as your wrestler?
[11:07] MQuestionable: vader
[11:08] MQuestionable: you be brett hart
[11:08] bradland012: alright then I'll use X-Pac
[11:08] bradland012: Sean Waltman or whatever
[11:08] bradland012: same character!
[11:09] MQuestionable: ok
[11:09] bradland012: Stands in the ring waiting for the bell to ring
[11:10] MQuestionable: Vader paces back and forth, feeling his crotch with intensity. When the bell rings, Vader immediately waddles his fat a** towards the turnbuckle at top speed. The sweat glistens on his chubby, scarred forehead as he mounts the turnbuckle slower than anticipated. He leaps his fat a** off and attempts to crush Pac with a Moonsault.
[11:11] bradland012: Pac moves out of the damn way and immediatly runs up the turnbuckle waiting for Vader to get up, there he would try a Moonsault
[11:12] MQuestionable: Vader rolls to his feet slowly, already breathing heavily. Halfway into the roll, he sinks back down, out of breath, lying on his back as puddles of sweat literally form around his head, soaking his tight-around-the-crotch black tights. When he finally gets up and gets his breath, Pac hits him with a Moonsault, knocking them both in the sweaty puddles.
[11:13] bradland012: Pac lays on him for the pin
[11:13] MQuestionable: Vader burps, breaking the pin.
[11:13] bradland012: Pac gets up and waits for Vader to get up
[11:14] MQuestionable: Vader lies on the mat for a few moments more, feeling his crotch more intensly than ever. At first it appears that he's scratching, but in actuality he is squeezing the sweat out, soaking the ring yet again. When he does get up, he attempts to spank Pac with authority.
[11:15] bradland012: ......
[11:15] MQuestionable: ((it's your turn))
[11:16] bradland012: (( You going to be serious any time soon? ))
[11:17] MQuestionable: ((i've been watching vader tapes for years))
[11:17] bradland012: (( Yeah but he never did that s**t ))
[11:17] bradland012: (( Well the spank part ))
[11:17] MQuestionable: ((dude, did you ever see his new japan title reign!?!!?))
[11:18] bradland012: (( I've seen a few matches but not really seeing one where he spanked someone
[11:18] MQuestionable: ((it was his finisher in japan))
[11:18] bradland012: (( His finisher was a Chokeslam and Powerbomb ))
[11:19] MQuestionable: ((in japan hogan's finisher was a clothesline. vader changed his moveset in japan and used a spank.))
[11:20] bradland012: (( Doesn't say anything like that on OWOW.com ))
[11:20] MQuestionable: ((they probably don't even mention japan do they? ugh, typical... -__- his best work was in japan.))
[11:20] bradland012: (( They talk about New Japan ))
[11:21] MQuestionable: ((so they knew about the spankings?))
[11:21] bradland012: (( not really ))
[11:21] MQuestionable: ((gay))
[11:21] bradland012: Finishing Move: Powerbomb (WCW)
The Vader Bomb (WWF)
Favorite Moves: The Vader-sault
Body Avalanche
The Chokeslam
Notable Feuds: Ric Flair
Sting
British Bulldog
Hulk Hogan
Shawn Michaels
Yokozuna
Kane
Goldust
[11:21] MQuestionable: that was wcw though
[11:21] MQuestionable: and wwf
[11:22] bradland012: (( Yeah ))
[11:22] MQuestionable: ((i'm playing vader in japan without the mask))
[11:23] MQuestionable: Vader continues the spank attempts, hoping to wrap the match up quickly.
[11:23] bradland012: (( Did he ever beat Misawa? ))
[11:24] bradland012: (( If I am I'm watching the right match right now ))
[11:24] MQuestionable: ((i'm not sure, but i know they had a hell of a ********' series. stiff as ********. i'm sure they beat each other.))
[11:24] bradland012: (( Besides the fact that it's a good match and Misawa just hit a Butterfly Powerbomb ))
[11:24] MQuestionable: ((misawa's a badass))
[11:24] MQuestionable: ((do the spanks connect?))
[11:24] bradland012: mp
[11:25] bradland012: (( No ))
[11:25] MQuestionable: ((ok then counter and we'll continue))
[11:25] bradland012: (( He used a Powerbomb in this match to win ))
[11:26] MQuestionable: ((gay. he must have been taking misawa seriously.))
[11:26] bradland012: (( Well he's a ******** big guy ))
[11:26] MQuestionable: ((yeah, spanks might not be as effective))
[11:27] bradland012: (( And wouldn't you be taking a guy seriously if he can ******** hit a Tiger Driver 91 on a 400 pounder? ))
[11:27] MQuestionable: ((i might consider it))
[11:27] MQuestionable: ((are we gonna continue?))
[11:28] bradland012: (( Oh uh yeah sorry ))
[11:28] bradland012: X-Pac quickly ran out of the ring before getting hit
[11:29] MQuestionable: The heavy-handed swiped miss as Vader has to use his other hand to stop his momentum. Instead of rubbing his sweating, oily crotch, he ferociously patted it, hoping to get some air flowing in his too-tight trunks. lumbering over to the ropes, vader attemps a vicious roll to the outside followed by a stiff Abdominal Stretch.
[11:30] bradland012: Pac was caught in it and grabbed the guard rail even if it was useless
[11:31] MQuestionable: Seeking to gain a psychological advantage over the small Pac, Vader goes for a HUGE lick to the side of his face with his already-bleeding tongue that he bit accidentally on his ferocious roll attempt.
[11:32] bradland012: Pac quickly kicked back hoping to hit him with a Low Blow
[11:32] MQuestionable: Vader's sweaty crotch splattered sweat onto every fan in the first row, soaking a baby as he let out a mammoth "OOOOUUUUCH" before crumpling.
[11:33] bradland012: (( I just noticed that the WCW vs The World game was just based on Japan ))
[11:33] bradland012: (( They have the win loss thing that's the same ))
[11:33] MQuestionable: ((yeah, they even included some puro moves that were renamed))
[11:33] bradland012: (( After watching a Kobashi vs Vader match
[11:33] bradland012: ))
[11:34] bradland012: X-Pac quickly moved forward moving the rail before kicking back hoping to catch Vader in the forehead
[11:35] MQuestionable: Vader's fatty forehead smushed back a good three inches before the pain actually seeped slowly into Vader's head. Rather than falling back, he simply turns around, and rubs his forehead like a posessed man.
[11:36] bradland012: X-Pac quickly ran and slid into the ring and ran to bounce off the opposite ropes before coming back going for a Senton over the ropes
[11:37] MQuestionable: Vader attempts to catch him and drop him viciously on his arm near the announce table, working over the arm psychologically.
[11:37] bradland012: Pac catches his arm on the side of the table and holds it laying on the floor
[11:39] MQuestionable: The Japanese fans start a "Wang Chung" chant that translates roughly to "Holy s**t" before chanting "Vader-sama, Vader-sama, Vader-sama!" Vader holds out a peace sign and puts his other hand behind his head, striking a pose as the fans and photographers go nuts. He turns around and attempts to pick up Pac and knock his psychological arm into the table.
[11:39] bradland012: (( You throwing it ontop of the table? ))
[11:39] MQuestionable: ((Yeah, just dropping the arm on the table.))
[11:40] bradland012: Pac hit the table and tried to walk fast away from Vader holding his arm.
[11:41] MQuestionable: Vader-sama pulls down the top of his tights, showing his hairless and flabby but manly chest. Vader attempts to waddle at full speed after Pac as the wind resistance slows him down exponentially. Vader is soon winded, ironically enough, and merely flops into the ring.
[11:42] bradland012: Pac keeps his arm held and stays outside for a few more seconds, before he finally gets on the apron and gets on the top rope and goes for a Cross Body
[11:43] MQuestionable: Pac's Cross Body catches Vader squarely on the legs as Vader screams in absolute pain, painfully.
[11:45] bradland012: Pac slowly gets up and shales his arm around before grabbing a leg and quickly going for a knee to the inside of it
[11:45] MQuestionable: Vader rolls away slowly.
[11:46] bradland012: Pac hits his knee which really doesn't hurt to much, instead he gets up at a normal pace and waits for Vader to get up holding his arm
[11:46] MQuestionable: Vader, predicting Pac's movements continues rolling as the fans and photographers continue going crazy for their hero, Vader.
[11:48] bradland012: X-Pac keeps waiting and quickly runs his hands through his hair before raising one arm with the Kliq sign taunting Vader and the fans
[11:48] MQuestionable: The fans boo Pac but continue cheering Vader at the same time as Vader hits a flashy peace sign while rolling in circles now.
[11:49] bradland012: (( You rolling forwards or something? ))
[11:49] MQuestionable: ((i'm on my side, rolling like a kid down a hill))
[11:50] bradland012: Pac quickly runs to Vader before going for a stomp trying to hit him anywhere
[11:51] MQuestionable: The stomp connects with authority to Vader's topless torso. When Pac removes his boot, a trickle of blood begins to pour violently down Vader's sweaty chest. Vader moans like a beast as the sweat gets in his open wound. The ref goes to examine Pac's boots for illegal substances.
[11:52] bradland012: Pac's boots were clean as the ref held his boots one foot at a time for a second checking for any weapons
[11:54] MQuestionable: Vader curses to himself. "Dammit." Vader, seeing his own blood is enrages as he viciously slaps his crotch around, standing to his feet slowly and breathing heavier than even when he was winded previously but this time in raw anger. He lunges forward, attempting to hit a Vader Effect DDT on Pac.
[11:55] bradland012:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVFj4duVjRQ&NR=1[11:55] bradland012: (( Just to put that up ))
[11:55] MQuestionable: ((i can't watch youtube on my laptop, you know that))
[11:56] bradland012: Pac got hit with the DDT and rolled on his back holding his face his arm feeling normal now
[11:57] MQuestionable: Vader roars like an enraged animal on a mission before attempting to grab Pac by the seat of his pants and drag him to the sweaty and bloody puddles to plunge his face in. "Lick it up! Lick it up! Oh, oh oh!" he rasps in a heavy, wheezing, animal voice.
[12:01] bradland012: Pac hit the mat forearms first as the puddle made a splash getting in his face, he rolled to the sidee holding his face getting his dry but making it worse on himself
[12:02] MQuestionable: Sensing an advantage, Vader snaps off another peace sign as a chorus of "uwah"s come from the Japanese fans. He proudly waddles forward and attempts some puro esque spank chops to Pac's a**, hoping to finish.
[12:03] bradland012: Pac was hit in the a** and tried to roll to the ropes slowly hoping to gain an advantage to pins
[12:04] MQuestionable: Vader finishes all over Pac's a** and attempts to grab him by the now rosy red cheeks and grab him to the ring for a 400 pound sweaty pin.
[12:05] bradland012: Pac quickly kicked out at 2 9.6
[12:05] bradland012: giving the crowd a huge " OOOOOOOOOOOH! "
[12:06] MQuestionable: Vader continues to lie, half resting and half obnoxious, hoping for a retry on the pin, again flashing his signature heavy metal peace sign.
[12:06] bradland012: Pac this time kicks out at 2 1/2
[12:07] MQuestionable: Vader continues lying on the seemingly-helpless Pac.
[12:07] bradland012: Pac kicks out at 2 1/2 once again
[12:07] MQuestionable: Vader stays down.
[12:08] bradland012: Pac kicks out at 2 1/2
[12:08] MQuestionable: Vader attempts some rough spanks to Pac's face.
[12:08] bradland012: Pac was hit in the face and began to roll to try to slowly get up
[12:09] MQuestionable: Vader continues lying and rubbing his crotch, seemingly enjoying the rest.
[12:10] bradland012: Pac kicked out at 2 and began to slide out from under him
[12:10] MQuestionable: Vader finally rolled over, grunting.
[12:13] bradland012: Pac rolled to all fours his head tucked under and took off his bandana as he left it laying in the middle of the ring for the refs to take care of, he continued to slowly get up now on his knees
[12:14] MQuestionable: Vader slowly and awkwardly climbs to his feet, stumbling and jiggling but eventually getting to a grounded position. He stands and attempts a weak looking halfassed Vader Spinebuster.
[12:17] bradland012: Pac quickly tried to hit him with a knee to the face as he was being lifted up
[12:18] MQuestionable: Vader's face is hit with the knee, knocking a tooth out and through his nose. The momentum of the knee cause him to fall brutally to the mat but all he could see was a pair of white tennis shoes. Reaching up, he felt a hole in his lip, but then laid back down.
[12:19] bradland012: Pac stumbled back holding his head dizzy from the punch earlier, he then slowly walked to Vader hoping to hit him with a stomp to the face trying to keep him on the ground on that part
[12:20] MQuestionable: Vader is hit with the phenomenal stomp as he coughs mucus.
[12:22] bradland012: Pac walks to the turnbuckle and stepped through the ropes and climbed the turnbuckle, he stood one foot on top and the other on the middle looking at Vader before quickly getting on the top rope with the other foot and jumping forward going for a Guilliontine Leg Drop
[12:22] bradland012: (( I spelled it right right? ))
[12:23] MQuestionable: The Gillette Leg Drop slams Vader as an audible creak is heard from the crazy Japanese fans and also from the not-well oiled ring as the mucus continues to flow freely from Vader's chubby mouth.
[12:24] bradland012: Pac quickly goes for a pin laying on his chest trying to cover as much as he can
[12:25] MQuestionable: The mucus dribbles out of Vader's bloody mouth and completely covers Pac's shoulder in slime. Vader kicks out.
[12:29] bradland012: Pac looks at the ref pissed off, he gets up and flipped his hair back and took off the straps to his outfit also using it to wipe off the mucus, he then got off his knees and stood up and looked at Vader
[12:30] MQuestionable: Vader continues lying on the canvas, this time pulling forward the spandex and snapping it onto his crotch for a breeze effect. When he gets enough breeze, he stands and attempts some spanks to the face again, hoping to finish on the face.
[12:32] bradland012: Pac ducks under the first punch and goes for 3 kicks to the side of the stomach and spinning going for a huge jump with a Spinning Back Kick to the jaw
[12:33] MQuestionable: Vader is kicked three times but attempts to break Pac's ankle with a sandwich-sized bite to the ankle. If successful, a loud crunch will echo throughout Japan.
[12:38] bradland012: Pac was caught and slipped off his good foot landing on his back causing a splash from the sweat and blood and held his ankle as the crowd was making noise for the huge crunch heard " 'round the world " (( Figuretively ))
[12:39] MQuestionable: Vader attempts to snatch up Pac and spank him like noone's business.
[12:40] bradland012: Pac was hit over and over and tried to roll to the ropes holding his ankle having it looking limp
[12:41] MQuestionable: Pac seemed to be the only thing that was limp as Vader attempts a rollover and a pin on top of Pac's bird chest, hooking both legs suggestively.
[12:42] bradland012: The ref hit the mat 3 times as the crowd counted in Japanese also with a huge cheer
[12:43] MQuestionable: Vader stands before nailing some insane peace signs as fans rush the ring asking to be spanked. Vader gladly obliges until hundreds of teenage girls (and boys) roll on the ring painfully since Vader doesn't hold back. Vader holds up his championship belt as "It's Vader Time!" plays throughout the arena.
[12:43] MQuestionable: well
[12:43] MQuestionable: what do you think?
[12:43] bradland012: that was fun
[12:43] MQuestionable: i'm gonna post it in pwg cause i'm proud of it
[12:44] bradland012: yeah I was planning on it also
[12:44] bradland012: go ahead it saves me time
[12:44] MQuestionable: awesome
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