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 Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:30 pm
Thats right! We are having a guild tournament! This is the first ever guild tournament
Due to time issues the polling time will be lengthened until 4pm tomorrow.
HERE ARE THE JOKES:
JOKE 1: Two Irish men walk out of a bar
JOKE 2: 3 blondes went to disney world. They saw a sign that said " <--- disney world left" so they went home.
JOKE 3:I know one. It's called Polish divorce. I found it on the internet sometime. I don't remember when but I wrote it down!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'
JOKE 4: A kid and his father are talking...the kid wants to use his dads car for summer break. The dad says to the kid...tell ya what i will let you use the car if you can get your grades up, clean up your room, and get a hair cut. The kid said no problem.
Summer time comes...the kid ask his dad for the car. The father says to the kid...I see you brought up your grades...I see you picked up your room...but you havent cut that hair.
The kid tells his dad...Yea i was thinking about that. Upon thinking, I realized that Moses had long hair. And Jesus had long hair. Noah had long hair. And with all those people having long hair...why is it so bad that i have long hair?
The father tells his son...there is nothing bad about having long hair...but everywhere they went they walked...
CONTEST DESCRIPTION:
I figured a joke contest would be the best way to start out because we don't have enough members to have a competitive avvie competition and right now the only bad-a** graphic maker is shiipu (that I'm aware of at any rate). So I figured we'd have a joke competition. Basically in a nutshell it's a competition to see who can tell the best joke. Each user is allowed to submit 1 joke to be judged. These jokes can be submitted until *EDITED 6pm tomorrow (july 5th) central time. You make edit your joke as many times as you want or completely change it via editing (do Not repost) before then. At this time each user's joke will be posted here and there will be a poll that will be open until noon the following day (july 6th) at this time the winner will be announced.
THE RULES:
1. 1 joke per member. You can change, edit, or retype your joke via the edit option. Only the first joke you post will be considered. *If you have multiple accounts that are members of the guild each account can enter 1 joke.
2. If the same joke is told 2x the first member to tell it gets the credit.
3. You can talk, share your opinion, etc in the thread. Just don't be too cruel.
4. To make it easier for us to find the jokes please use the DOCUMENT posting style (upper left hand corner)
5. You're allowed to vote for your own joke; it's not like we will know.
PRIZES:
1st prize: Single Flower Bouqet.
2nd prize: Star Face Tattoo
3rd prize: 50 Game Tokens
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:33 pm
Two Irish men walk out of a bar mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:58 pm
3 blondes went to disney world. They saw a sign that said " <--- disney world left" so they went home.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:33 pm
The prizes have been purchased! Yippy! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:22 pm
☺ I know one. It's called Polish divorce. I found it on the internet sometime. I don't remember when but I wrote it down!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover' ☺
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:29 pm
~Jesus ! Freak~ ☺ I know one. It's called Polish divorce. I found it on the internet sometime. I don't remember when but I wrote it down!
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover' ☺ this made me laugh biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:24 pm
A kid and his father are talking...the kid wants to use his dads car for summer break. The dad says to the kid...tell ya what i will let you use the car if you can get your grades up, clean up your room, and get a hair cut. The kid said no problem.
Summer time comes...the kid ask his dad for the car. The father says to the kid...I see you brought up your grades...I see you picked up your room...but you havent cut that hair.
The kid tells his dad...Yea i was thinking about that. Upon thinking, I realized that Moses had long hair. And Jesus had long hair. Noah had long hair. And with all those people having long hair...why is it so bad that i have long hair?
The father tells his son...there is nothing bad about having long hair...but everywhere they went they walked...
LOL that was funny right there
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:58 am
Please vote people; I can't give out prizes if you don't..... KK?
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:25 pm
Pink Stink A kid and his father are talking...the kid wants to use his dads car for summer break. The dad says to the kid...tell ya what i will let you use the car if you can get your grades up, clean up your room, and get a hair cut. The kid said no problem. Summer time comes...the kid ask his dad for the car. The father says to the kid...I see you brought up your grades...I see you picked up your room...but you havent cut that hair. The kid tells his dad...Yea i was thinking about that. Upon thinking, I realized that Moses had long hair. And Jesus had long hair. Noah had long hair. And with all those people having long hair...why is it so bad that i have long hair? The father tells his son...there is nothing bad about having long hair...but everywhere they went they walked... LOL that was funny right there
I love that! So far I've voted for it and from what I can see so have 3 others.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:32 pm
The prizes have been distributed! congratulations to Pink Stink for coming in first & ~Jesus ! Freak~ for coming in second. Due to lack of votes there was no third prize (there was a tie)
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