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A Life That's So Demanding...
{Author;;}
`~Hii-chan~`
AKA
Krys-chan
{Rating;;}
PG-13
{For;;}
Language, Suggestive Themes, Violence
{Quick Summary;;} Warped / Revolution season is starting and the boys are in for one hell of a treat when Gerad and Mikey start arguing more than normal, Bob gets his hand stuck in a pickle jar, and Frankie gets amnesia. Oh, and Ray loses his stuffed Lion; Marty.
{Chapters;;}
One: Toothpaste, Guitars && Pickle Jars
Two: Gerad's Chappie [COMING SOON]

Chapter One: TOOTHPASTE, GUITARS && PICKLE JARS
"Mikey! Where the hell did you put my goddamn toothpaste?" the now platinum-blonde shouted, his angered voice echoing through the hall. And as if on cue, his younger brother walked through the door dazedly in his boxers and whife-beater. He looked around sheepishly, then saw Gerad, and looked thoroughly surprised.
"Didja say somethin'?" he wondered. Clearly he had just woken up. He wasn't even taking in Gerad's furious expression, or tapping foot. Personally, Mikey didn't even see why Gerad was so damn mad in the first place.
"Where the hell did you put my ******** toothpaste?" Gerad demanded once more.
Mikey shrugged, though his eyes darted towards the many shelves in the room. He turned to walk away and perhaps sleep for a while more, but Gerad had a different story.
"Where?"
Mikey pointed to a random shelf and zipped out of the room. A few minutes later the sound of Ray's laughter could be heard echoing down the hall as Mikey blabbered to him about Gerad's attitude.
Gerad just brushed his teeth angrily. Stupid little brothers, he though disdainfully as he spat in the sink.
Damn straight.
*****
Sometime later, Mikey, Gerad, Frankie, Bob and Ray were sitting in a huge room, each on his own beanbag, sitting in groups. Frankie was beating Mikey's a** at Guitar Hero while Gerad watched, sitting inbetween the two with popcorn and soda, and Bob and Ray were sitting nearby reading a couple of magazines.
Mikey had just been defeated, again, and Gared was laughing his a** off. "Haha you friggin' suck," he taunted.
"Shut up!" Mikey shot back childishly. Leave it up to goofy Mike to always say the same thing.
"Dude, you say that every ******** time," Gerad scoffed.
"So?!"
Oh, it's on.
"DUMBASS!" Gerad shouted ******** argument proceeded like so for several minutes. Meanwhile Frankie had moved safely out of the way and was strumming away on his guitar. He had been playing contently for a few moments, thinking he was out of the sibling war zone, when an aggrivated Gerad came and took his guitar. He was screaming at Mikey about acting like a little piece of s**t lately, and he slammed the instrument against the wall for imphasis, and to end the argument.
Oh, it ended, all right.
As soon as the guitar collided with the wall, there was a loud clap of thunder, a flash of lightning, and the room suddenly went dark, except for the dim light coming in through the window and the occasional flash of lightning.
Finally Bob spoke, his voice in fright and obvious awe. "Woah, Ger, maybe that crazed fangirl in Miami was right!; maybe you are a god!"
There was the sound of Ray smacking his forehead with the heel of his hand. "Gerad is not a god, dumbass."
Is he sure?
There was silence in the room once more, until Frankie got up and tried to make his way out of the room, muttering something about 'crazed bandmates' and 'pizza'.
Ding-dong! the doorbell rang and echoed, and the guys all started shuffling towards the door. Somehow Bob was the only one that didn't get caught up in a pile of band members, and he headed noisily down the stairs.
Somehow, poor Bob ended up in the kitchen, and when he finally opened the door, Sapphire, Frankie's girlfriend, started laughing as hard as she could. "Y-you have... A-a pi-pickle jar! On-on your hand!" she choked out.
*****
Eventually, everyone had a candle, and each member of My Chemical Romance was sitting next to his girlfriend. Well, in Gerad and Kari's case, Kari was sitting in his lap.
'To make room!' she had insisted.
Ray had ordered pizza after hearing Frankie mumble about as so previously mentioned. The doorbell rang again and Kari answered to door, Gerad accompanying her.
The pizza dude handed the pizzas to Gerad and he said some smart remark. Kari's hazel eyes flashed dangerously in the flickering light of her candle.
"Don't make me go physco-b***h on your annoying a**."