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Warrning the following is not for the weak at heart, or those with an active imagination



Ok I was on my way to school this morning, and on the radio they started to talk about a couple who got themselves in a awkward position.

You see it all started when the husband was making pancakes in the nude, and his wife decided to do him a favor, well some hot oil spilled the husband jumped back, but his wife had the oil splashed down her back. The Wife bite down, and her jaw locked up. To get the wife off, the husband took a frying pan and wacked her on the head. They went to the hospital, the husband to have something partially reattached, and the wife for her concussion.

So get this, they lied and said they fell down the stairs when the evidence of teeth marks on the husband, and grease burns and two black eyes on the wife told another story.

After hearing this horrible tail, the first thing that shot in my mind was what would happen if this happened to Inuyasha/Kagome or Miroku/Sango.

I would enjoy if this happened to Naraku/ an incarnation. I hate him so much.

ok i have a more nasty one...(TRUST ME THIS WILL MAKE YOU SICK DO NOT READ IF WEAK AT HEART ...OR STOMACH)

so i read in the darwin awards book that some guy and some girl were on a date and they decided to end the night on a good note *cough* *cough* ...so they went to a place in the middle of nowhere in a patch of grass to...er...yea. WELL they were unaware of the storm boiling overhead, and it got WAY WORSE. So he was on top and lightning struck the tip of his a**...(yea, ow right?) He survived though..but unfortunately she didn't. (wait there's more) Apparently the two were fused together in the strike because of the latex (you know where) and when he woke up and saw her dead he tried to pull away but got sick because he couldn't pull away (and the pain from his "howdy doody") so he puked all over her face and then he blacked out. when he sortof woke up there was a bear there...the bear started to lick the girls face with to puke still on it...(EWWWW!!) eek eek xp xp burning_eyes burning_eyes OH BUT THATS NOT ALL!!!! that wasn't enough for the bear! the bear started to EAT HER FACE! POOR GUY!! so he blacked out again and was discovered by ...i think either park rangers or a troupe of girl scouts...o well....THERES MY STORY (if you don't like this story do NOT read the Darwin Awards books..they are all like that...lol sweatdrop

But Just imagine Something like this stuff happening to our favorite anime characters, it would be the end of days.