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 Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:03 am
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters, but Shino wishes he could be mine. Oh yes… I would keep him all to myself! Oh and I can’t forget Lee! Smexy green spandex… what’s not to love? I mean come on people.
Hello my name is Aiko! ^ w ^ Ok. This is my story about how I helped the guys of Naruto realize how right they were for each other. Yes, I know what your thinking. How could one lone girl turn all those guys gay and lusting for mansex? Well just you wait and see… *insert evil laugh* Oops! Ahem… ^_^’’’’’ Now on with the story! xD
It had been a fine day at school. Teacher’s yelling. Failing a test. Getting caught drawing a rather *ahem* detailed picture of my favorite pairing ( KibaxShino x3 ) and being sent to the principal’s office. Oh yes, today had been a delightful day… NOT!
“Why me?!” Aiko lamented, (Wow big word… at least you know what it means. Right?) as she walked home from school. T_______T She dragged her feet, scuffing her new shoes. “Awww…I din’t like them anyway…”
She turned a corner and srrived on the threshold of her darling family’s home. Upon opening the door, she found that ,as usual, her brother was killing humans on his alien game. Her mother was cooking while tearing her hair out from some unknown cause. Meanwhile, her father was laying on the couch, snoring and dead to the world. Well for the next 30 minutes anyway.
“Aiko!”
Just as she was about to turn and run up the stairs, Aiko heard her mom yell her name. Crap. Turning to face her mother, she put on a politely confused expression and then she saw the look. The look composed of a very wrathful mother brandishing a spatula, while holding a phone. The phone looked it would cry for mercy had it the capability to do so.
“What is this about you drawing two boys having-“ She seemed to choke on the next word, “SEX?!”
“Um…I didn’t do it?” Good going, moron. -.-
“Got to your room!!! And no internet!”
O.O “NO!!!” Aiko grasped her chest over her heart as if it had been torn in two.
“That’s right. And no internet until you have been purged of this nasty fascination.” (That’s how my mom did react when she first learned about it. But luckily I managed to convince her that I was over it so I could get back on the internet! xD Take that mom!) And with that, her mother turned back to the stove and began mixing with a simmering fury.
Fuming, Aiko stomped her way up the stairs and threw her backpack at the wall. It hit with a satisfying THUD! And slid down the wall onto her floor. She kicked off her shoes, yanked over her jeans and t-shirt while she pulled on a spaghetti strap shirt with Shino on it (surrounded by butterflies *sqwee* x3) and a pair of baggy pj pants that were white with chibi Kibas on them.
“Great… Now what am I going to do! I shall die without my fanfiction! Well…I could always wish to be in Naruto… But that is silly. Maybe that I get kidnapped by rouge nin? Naw. That’s just stupid. Hmmm…Maybe Tsunade brings me there to help her get all the guiys of Naruto together so they can have hot steamy mansex? Nope. Wrong again…”
While thinking of a grand way to escape into her favorite anime, Aiko drifted of to sleep, surrounded by her poster cover walls and various other Naruto fan craziness that littered her room. The sunset and darkness started to creep in, but that wasn’t the only thing doing the creeping…Oh no…
A pair of bright blue eyes could be seen outside Akio’s window. They seemed to take in every detail of her room as a hand pushed open the unlocked window and a small body entered the room stealthily… And all of a sudden, that person tripped on a misplaced Kakashi plushie.
“AIIIEEE!”
CRASH!
“What the-?!”
“Naruto you dobe.”
“Idiot..”
“Now now Sasuke, Sakura…”
Aiko’s eyes flew open and she clicked her bedside lamp on to reveal…Team 7. Staring wide-eyed, she took in every detail of their appearance. Shiny blue-black hair, orange jacket, blue leggings, and a small orange book. She could hardly believe her eyes.
“Your-“ She tried again. “Your-“
“A little slow isn’t she?”
The comment came from a certain silver haired jounin. His usual reading material could be seen as his only revealed eye was curved in an eye-frown-smile.
“No kidding.”
The next comment came from a boy with onyx eyes and raven hair. His smirk was so big that it could have made Superman tremble.
“I think she’s shocked.”
Pink hair and green eyes were the first things she saw along with a frown and bored appearance.
“Stupid doll…”
Turning, Aiko saw that her beloved Kakashi plushie ahd been defouled by none other than…
“Naruto Uzumaki!”
Said ninja turned and was hit by a punch that would have made Tsunade proud.
“How dare you step on my Kaka-kun plush!”
Aiko ran to the rescue of said plushie and she hugged it until it was back to it’s normal shape.
“Kaka-kun!?”
Naurto ahd recovered enough from the blow to snort and laugh about eh plushie’s nickname. Saukra and Sasuke were smart enough to say quiet but Aiko could see that they too would have followed Naruto’s example given the chance. Kakashi sweatsropped and sighed.
“Um…sorry. But why are you cosplaying wackos in my bedroom?”
Naruto stopped laughing and stared at her like she had just grown 3 more arms. And they were coming out of her forehead.
“We are to escort you to the Hokage’s office,” Kakashi (or so he looked) said.
“Sure. Wait… Did my brother set this up? Because I know he’s been wanting to get me back for that incident with the squirrels… and his underwear…” Aiko wondered outloud.
Sakura looked like she wanted nothing more than to hear the rest of this story, but Sasuke interrupted.
“We are to take you to her office. Now.” The implied threat dangled.
“Hey wait a second! This must be a dream…yeah. Like when I was trying to wish my way into my favorite anime Naruto…”
“Now Aiko-“ The Kakashi look alike started to say but he was interrupted by a a small chibi plushie of himself being thrown at his face.
“How do you know my name!?” Aiko almost shouted and her eyes bugged out.
“Oh please,” Sasuke muttered.
“Aiko, we are here to take you to Tsunade’s office because some of the Akatsuki are looking for you. They know that you know like everything about the Hidden Leaf Village and want to get ahold of that information,” Kakashi finally explained.
Aiko stared at Kakashi and blinked before turning to Sasuke and shouting, “ITACHI!!! Well… he is very hot actually…”
Sasuke anime fell and a big sweatdrop appeared on the back of his head. Sakura smacked her forehead and Naruto stared at her.
“This is going to be harder than I thought…” Kakashi muttered.
“So let me get this straight.” Aiko suddenly said. “A band of rouge nin are after me, that are also after the Nine-tailed Fox’s chakra, and they want to kidnap me for my knowledge of Konohagakure?”
“Yes!” Kakashi said, delighted that she had figured it out, eventually.
“And you expect me to believe that? What do you think I am? Mental?”
Sasuke looked like he would, indeed, agree with the fact she was mental. Naruto and Sakura had mushroom sighs all around their heads.
“She’s slower than you Naruto,” Sakura commented.
“Yeah…hey-“
“Wait a minute forehead,” Aiko interrupted Naruto, (she does that a lot -.-) “You come bragging into my room, in the middle of the night no less, and tell me this crazy story. Then you expect me to believe it, sweet as peach pie, and leave with you? How do I know you aren’t the rouge nin themselves, huh? Maybe you all did transformation jutsus to look like Team 7…”
“Show her your Harem Jutsu Naruto,” Kakashi said. Naruto ribbed the back of his head and mumbled an “Okay”.
POOF!
Standing where Naruto had been seconds before was a beautiful blonde naked woman. She smiled and blew Aiko a kiss before there was another poof! And Naruto was back. Aiko stared with wide eyes (she seems to do that a lot doesn’t she?) at the blonde shinobi and then let out a squeal as she glomped him soundly. Sasuke flinched at he sound and watched the two.
“It really is you! Naruto Uzumaki! And Sasuke-teme Uchiha,” Naruto snorted and Sasuke twitched. “Along with Sakura-forehead Haruno! Oh and their perverted and always late sensei, Kakashi Hatake! Hey Kakashi?”
“Yes?”
“Can I borrow you Icha Icha book sometime?”
“Why sure-hey…”
Aiko glomped Kakashi next. Naruto picked himself of the floor and coughed.
“Shouldn’t we be getting back to the village Kakashi-sensei?”
“Yes you would be right, Naruto.” Kakashi peeled Aiko off him and set her down on the floor. “Sasuke? Would you mind putting her under a sleep jutsu? It will make it easier for traveling.”
“Hn.”
Aiko started to protest, but then she was sleeping soundly. She managed to mutter the words “Naruto carry me” though before she dozed off.
“Do I have to carry the basket case? Why not make Sasuke-teme carry her?”
“Just do it Naruto.”
Grumbling something like “Not fair”, Naruto picked up Aiko bridal style and zoomed off to into the night. Sasuke and Sakura grabbed all her Naruto merchandise and followed Naruto out the window.
“This is going to be some mission,” Kakashi said before putting away his book and following his students out the open window.
This is only my first part. I ahve to type up more and I ahve quite a bit of it written already.. Some hot steamy mansex has been written also... xD Tell me what you think! 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:13 am
*rolling on the floor laughing*
XD
i luv it!
funny and terse
update it!
but there's a few errors in it though
other than that good job!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:30 am
I know! sweatdrop I found the errors when I was reading it last night... >.>' Oh well. I'll type up the next part soon. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:46 pm
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naurot characters or the plot or the show. This is fanfiction! Doesn’t that mean I’m making it up?! -.- Jeez… Shino is currently trying to escape to my house. With Lee’s help of course! Hope Masashi Kishimoto doesn’t find out! >.>’
Yes! Part 2 already! Well I had a few people that loved it and wanted more so I decided to post the next part. I hope you enjoy it as much as the previous one and suggestions are appreciated!
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Aiko woke up with a start. She had been dreaming about a very sexy scene where Shino was kissing Kiba under the moonlight and fireflies were dancing all around them. But when she opened her eyes, there were no fireflies. Instead she was faced with a very tired looking Hokage and she was surrounded by what looked like most of the ninja. At least those near her age.
“Rock lee, Neji Hyuuga, Shino Aburame,” She named them each as she saw them. “Kiba Inuzuka, Ino-pig Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Hinata Hyuuga.” She also noted that Team 7 was standing beside the Hokage.
“Welcome Aiko!” Lee shouted and put on one of his dazzling smiles. “It is so very youthful to have you in our village of youthfulness!”
“Why yes it is! And might I add that you are looking very youthful today?” Aiko said with a smile of her own.
Lee looked like he would cry for joy. And said, “I ahev found another youthful person like me!” as he and Aiko hugged dramatically while a rainbow appeared and the sounds of waves crashing against rocks could be heard.
“Oh no. Not another one…” Everyone groaned, collectively sighed, and dreaded this new occurance.
“Aiko,” Tsunade said. “While you are her, all the ninja of the village will see to your safety, needs, and wants. Are there any questions?”
“Where am I sleeping Tsunade-baachan?”
“Ah…”
“She can sleep at my house Tsunade,” Naruto said. He could tell he was going to get along with her since she used the same nickname for Tsunade that he did.
“Ther ya go. You will be sleeping at Naruto’s house.”
“Okie Dokie!”
“So now that everthing is settled-“
“Kakashi?” Aiko said, staring at the copy nin.
“Yes?” Here it comes…
“When can I borrow your book?”
There was a lot of WTF expressions on many of the ninja’s faces. Tsunade smirked. I can tell that this kid is going to be a handful.
Damn. I was hoping she’d forget… “Maybe tomorrow kid.” And with that, Kakashi was gone in a puff of smoke.
“Hey you come back here!” Aiko shouted and pointed a finger threateningly at the spot Kakashi had previously occupied. This whole time, Aiko hadn’t noticed that she was still in her Shino and Kiba pj’s. Apparently Shino and Kiba had noticed because Shino had raised an eyebrow and Kiba was eyeing the chibi Kibas with what looked like near disgust.
Noticing their looks, Aiko looked down and saw that she, indeed, was in her pj’s and promptly blushed. She also saw that Neji was activating his Byakugan and her eyes narrowed dangerously. Walking up to the Hyuuga, she slapped him across the face.
“PERVERT!”
“Wha-“ Neji said as he touched the red mark imprinted upon his cheek by Aiko’s palm.
“You were looking through my shirt!”
“Hey! I can’t see through clothing. Or I would have used it a long time ago to see through Shika’s clothes…”
Aiko was the only one close enough to hear those whispered words. She leaned closer and asked “Really?” Neji blushed and Aiko took this for an affirmative.
I like this kid already. “Ok. Naruto take Aiko home and ecveryone else get some sleep. You are all going to have to take her clothes shopping soon.”
“What am I wearing tomorrow?” Aiko asked.
“Um…just borrow something of Naruto’s.”
“Well…okay…”
Turning to Naruto, Aiko put on her cute kitty face and puppy dog eyes. “Can you take me to your house now Naruto-kun?”
“Ah, sure,” Naruto said, slightly confused as to being promoted to ‘Naruto-kun’ so quickly.
“Cya Hinata. Wanna help me pick out clothes?”
“Sure,” Hinata said and smiled.
“Bye Shino-kun, Kiba-kun, Neji-chan, Shika-chan, Sasuke-teme, Sakura-forehead, Ino-pig, Lee-kun, and Hinata-san.” Aiko said, waving enthusiastically and smiling as she jumped on Naruto’s back. “let’s go get some sleep Naruto-kun.” Naruto nodded and jumped out the window, heading for his house.
There was a collective sigh of relief from everyone except Lee who was currently thinking that he couldn’t wait to tell Gai-sensei that Aiko was a fellow lover of youthfulness.
“We’re here Aiko. um, Aiko?”
Naruto let go of her and she dropped like a sack of potatoes onto the ground. Upon coming in contact with the dirt, Aiko snored and muttered “Five more hours mom…” She rolled over and went back to sleep.
O.o….. -.-‘’’’’’’
Naruto picked up Aiko and carried the limp form up to his bedroom. He dumped her on his bed and pulled out the couch. He was asleep almost instantly when he hit the mattress. Man this has been a weird day.
The next morning was even more interesting believe it or not. Aiko woke up, like every other morning. She yawned, stretched, and groaned when she saw what time it was. Just like very other morning. But then she noticed something that wasn’t like every other morning. She wasn’t in her bed… o.o Crap! Did I get wasted last night and not know it?! Hope it was someone better than the last time… Then everything from last night came flooding back. The whole scene in her bedroom. Even in Tsunade’s office and the thing with Lee. That made her smile as she played out the whole scene again in her head. The look on everyone’s faces was priceless! xDDD
It was 10:00 am and in Aiko’s opinion that was too early for any sane person to be up. But seeing as she had woken up, she might as well fix breakfast for her gracious host. Climbing off the bed, she made her way to Naruto’s kitchen and searched for proper breakfast material. All she found in the cupboards was…ramen, ramen, ramen. Super…
-.-
She though about what she should do next and came up with the idea of bugging Kiba. Bet he isn’t up this early. An eveil smile grew on her face as she ran outside and hurridly spotted Kiba’s house. Wel… actually… it took her 11 tries and having to dodge 27 kunai thrown by irritable people who didn’t like to be woken up at that ungodly hour before she foiund it. A blurry eyed Kiba answered that door and rubbed his eyes.
“Aiko? What are you doing here… Don’t tell me we are going shopping now?! And why are you still wearing those pants?” He pointed to the hated pants and growled at the chibi look alikes.
“Just show me where your kitchen is. I need to make Naruto breakfast. A change from ramen for once…” It’s a wonder that he hasn’t died from malnutrition… -.-;;;;;;;
“Uh…sure.” Kiba showed her to the kitchen and opened the drawers and doors to reveal their contents. “Just please don’t make a mess. My mom and sister would kill me.”
“Nuff said. I won’t completely destroy your kitchen.”
Kiba’s look said otherwise, but it was too early in the morning for him to worry about it. That and the look in Aiko’s eyes made him a little uneasy but he shook it off and returned to bed, yawning.
Now Aiko + kitchen + no supervision = … well, disaster. I could just let you think on it and come up with your own (and personally more satisfying) state of the kitchen. But, seeing as I am the writer I have to ruin that happy moment for you. And if you don’t like it just leave because this is my story and I shall write it the way I want! >O< So now I must go take my happy pills and then resume the story. *smile* *twitch* *twitch*
Aiko looked at the fine stack of lightly browned (and fully cooked through) of pancakes. Looking at her… well the first thing that came to mind would be “Wow… did a bakery blow up?” but that was where the chaos started and ended. She was proud to have not blown up Kiba’s kitchen considering her mother wouldn’t even let her touch the oven without wearing a bio suit and rubber gloves over the rubber gloves. She seemed to have the idea that anything connected with cooking would blow up if she touched it with her bare skin.
So anyway, it only took her 15 minutes to make the pancakes and considering the time it had taken her to find Kiba’s house (5 minutes by the way ^_^) Naruto shouldn’t be up yet. So Aiko picked up the plate of pancakes, left a delightful little note to Kiba’s mom saying she would drop off the plate later, she walked back to Naruto’s house. But when she arrived at his house, something was not right. Actually everything looked alright from the outside, but she couldn’t put her finger on it. Shrugging it off, she opened the door. She went to the living room to set the plate of pancakes on the table beside his face so they would be the first thing he woke up, too. But something stopped her from doing just that.
“Sasuke-teme?!”
Aiko must have been too loud because next thing she knew, she was sitting on the floor with Sasuke’s hand over her mouth and the pancakes were on the table beside Naruto.
“Could you be any louder?”
“Mmph hmmp mhph-“ Aiko began to say loudly.
“Okay I get it.” -.-
Aiko pulled Sasuke’s hand away from her mouth and whispered, “So you like him huh?”
There was a pause.
“What was your first clue?”
*anime fall* “Um maybe the fact you were watching him sleeping?!”
“Man nothing gets past you…”
“Stop being a teme, teme. I could help ya if you want…”
A look of hope crossed Sasuke’s face.
“I see your interested. Well…” Aiko leaned in and whispered into Sasuke’s ear. Confusion, shock, considerment, seriousness, and a look of pure greed settled on his face in a matter of minutes.
“You really think it’ll work?”
“Of course. Naruto wants to be Hokage and he’ll do anything for his friends. But after that… the rest will be up to you,” Aiko stated. She had this little smirk on her face. Oh this is going to be good…
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Since most of you guys don’t read the disclaimer and all that I just thought I’d warn you down here. There will be Yuri in future chapters also, but after some good Yaoi action! Oh! And look out for foursomes and possible threesomes! xDDDDDDD
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:14 pm
I love this! It's absolutely hilarious. heart I want to read more!
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:31 am
http://www.fanfiction.net/~streakedrainwolf
Here is my account link for the next chapter. It gets a little 'interactive' shall we say?
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:13 pm
CHAPTER 4 IS OUT! W00T!!!! mrgreen
I am afraid from now on I can't post the chapters on Gaia because of the PG-13 limit. stare (Curses the moderaters of Gaia for that cruel and unusal punishment) gonk
So yes. From now on you must joourny to my FacFiction account to read my story! ninja
Reviews are love! whee
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:10 pm
Okay chapter 5 is out. None of you reply here anymore.. I don't feel the love anymore! gonk
Save me and please read my story! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:18 pm
xDD I'm loving the story so far! I apologize for not reviewing it or anything. That's just me being too lazy to wait for our stupid computer to load. Anyways, it's really funny, well-written ((In my opinion)) and you should be proud. 8D
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:55 pm
xD Thanks! I have chapters 6, 7, and 8 out now. Chapter 8 is the foursome with Aiko, Hinata, Shino, and Kiba! whee
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:15 pm
what website is the rest?
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