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TigerMisty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:32 pm


There is a jerk guy in my court. He's friends with another jerk guy I know in Pensylvannia another state. I was browsing on Gaia when I found them. They're conversation burned my eyes out, risk you're eyes and read it.

Brandon: OMG thrr is ths wrd grl in my cort hr nme is (I'm not sayiny my name!!) an she is a jrk frt btt wht a btch she is you wood mot blve it!! OMG!!!

Matt: WTF i knw hr to she lvs in ny WHF yeh i kindah hte her sh gs otsde to mch WTF i hte her WTF
PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:37 pm


Those two really are unintelligent jerks for saying those things and they deserve a good smack with a dictionary.
I am sorry you had to deal with guys like that.

Lacus_And_Kira


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:10 pm


O.O

Dear lord. That is horrific. ...It reminds me of an Internet cartoon quote, though:

"Taking the vowels out of words isn't ALWAYS cool."
"'M Srry."
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:15 am


TigerMisty
There is a jerk guy in my court. He's friends with another jerk guy I know in Pensylvannia another state. I was browsing on Gaia when I found them. They're conversation burned my eyes out, risk you're eyes and read it.

Brandon: OMG thrr is ths wrd grl in my cort hr nme is (I'm not sayiny my name!!) an she is a jrk frt btt wht a btch she is you wood mot blve it!! OMG!!!

Matt: WTF i knw hr to she lvs in ny WHF yeh i kindah hte her sh gs otsde to mch WTF i hte her WTF


Translation............

Brandon: Oh my God! There is this weird girl in my court. Her name is ....... and she is a jerk fart butt. What a b***h she is! You would not belive it! Oh my God!!!

Matt: What the f... I know her too! She lives in New York, what the f.... Yeah, I kind of hate her. She goes outside to much. What the f... I hate her!!!

TigerMisty


SuperScott78

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:11 am


TigerMisty
TigerMisty
There is a jerk guy in my court. He's friends with another jerk guy I know in Pensylvannia another state. I was browsing on Gaia when I found them. They're conversation burned my eyes out, risk you're eyes and read it.

Brandon: OMG thrr is ths wrd grl in my cort hr nme is (I'm not sayiny my name!!) an she is a jrk frt btt wht a btch she is you wood mot blve it!! OMG!!!

Matt: WTF i knw hr to she lvs in ny WHF yeh i kindah hte her sh gs otsde to mch WTF i hte her WTF


Translation............

Brandon: Oh my God! There is this weird girl in my court. Her name is ....... and she is a jerk fart butt. What a b***h she is! You would not belive it! Oh my God!!!

Matt: What the f... I know her too! She lives in New York, what the f.... Yeah, I kind of hate her. She goes outside to much. What the f... I hate her!!!
Lol... "She goes outside to much."
These two must be... 6 years old? "She is a jerk fart butt." Wait I think that's offensive to 6 years olds.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:00 pm


Lacus_And_Kira
Those two really are unintelligent jerks for saying those things and they deserve a good smack with a dictionary.
I am sorry you had to deal with guys like that.


Not just a mere smack...a good bludgeoning would do justice.

Natsuri


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:39 am


THOSE BASTARDS! scream Madame, gallantry is not dead, this I vow! Allow me to hunt down these felons for you, that I may defend your honour, gracious maiden! I shall shoot them and cut out their tongues and shoot their tongues! ALLOW ME TO AVENGE THIS INSULT, MY LADY! scream scream scream
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:13 pm


I giggled a little. "...jerk fart butt..."

Raito-kun`


Dodger Gunning

PostPosted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:09 am


TigerMisty
TigerMisty
There is a jerk guy in my court. He's friends with another jerk guy I know in Pensylvannia another state. I was browsing on Gaia when I found them. They're conversation burned my eyes out, risk you're eyes and read it.

Brandon: OMG thrr is ths wrd grl in my cort hr nme is (I'm not sayiny my name!!) an she is a jrk frt btt wht a btch she is you wood mot blve it!! OMG!!!

Matt: WTF i knw hr to she lvs in ny WHF yeh i kindah hte her sh gs otsde to mch WTF i hte her WTF


Translation............

Brandon: Oh my God! There is this weird girl in my court. Her name is ....... and she is a jerk fart butt. What a b***h she is! You would not belive it! Oh my God!!!

Matt: What the f... I know her too! She lives in New York, what the f.... Yeah, I kind of hate her. She goes outside to much. What the f... I hate her!!!


Because I hate people that go outside too much, too. Those horrible tree-hugging hippies, going outside when they could be inside mutilating the English language on the Internet! scream

"Jerk fart butt" made me do a double-take. For a minute I thought the translator was off, but then I looked at the original, and it made sense. gonk

I am so sorry, dear. If you don't mind my asking, what do you mean by "court"?
PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:08 pm


If my translation of this garglemesh of letters is correct, they're talking about how you go out too much.

Dear God, they're not even human anymore.

Population Tire


TigerMisty

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:46 pm


Dodger Gunning
TigerMisty
TigerMisty
There is a jerk guy in my court. He's friends with another jerk guy I know in Pensylvannia another state. I was browsing on Gaia when I found them. They're conversation burned my eyes out, risk you're eyes and read it.

Brandon: OMG thrr is ths wrd grl in my cort hr nme is (I'm not sayiny my name!!) an she is a jrk frt btt wht a btch she is you wood mot blve it!! OMG!!!

Matt: WTF i knw hr to she lvs in ny WHF yeh i kindah hte her sh gs otsde to mch WTF i hte her WTF


Translation............

Brandon: Oh my God! There is this weird girl in my court. Her name is ....... and she is a jerk fart butt. What a b***h she is! You would not belive it! Oh my God!!!

Matt: What the f... I know her too! She lives in New York, what the f.... Yeah, I kind of hate her. She goes outside to much. What the f... I hate her!!!


Because I hate people that go outside too much, too. Those horrible tree-hugging hippies, going outside when they could be inside mutilating the English language on the Internet! scream

"Jerk fart butt" made me do a double-take. For a minute I thought the translator was off, but then I looked at the original, and it made sense. gonk

I am so sorry, dear. If you don't mind my asking, what do you mean by "court"?
It's like a street that was bent into the shape of a circle.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:30 pm


Lacus_And_Kira
Those two really are unintelligent jerks for saying those things and they deserve a good smack with a dictionary.
I am sorry you had to deal with guys like that.
Hitoshirezu


Will a giant blue Webster's work?


My heart's a battleground

Winter Nightroad

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KingKidd

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:18 am


Angel of Promises
Lacus_And_Kira
Those two really are unintelligent jerks for saying those things and they deserve a good smack with a dictionary.
I am sorry you had to deal with guys like that.
Hitoshirezu


Will a giant blue Webster's work?


My heart's a battleground


No. Two of them stacked on top of eachother might though.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:51 am


[Soap=talk]

Oh Dear. Must go wash my eyes. Can not even form coherent sentences with a proper subject. Oh Dear.

And as for gallantry and chivalry, they died when women chose to have equal rights.


[end/Soap]

suck_my_dix


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:52 am


Galadedrid Damodred
THOSE BASTARDS! scream Madame, gallantry is not dead, this I vow! Allow me to hunt down these felons for you, that I may defend your honour, gracious maiden! I shall shoot them and cut out their tongues and shoot their tongues! ALLOW ME TO AVENGE THIS INSULT, MY LADY! scream scream scream


We shall be the first to fulfill this vow. twisted ::grabs the proverbial Louisville Slugger::
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