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 Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:07 pm
This si a song about something that played a major role in history, a disease, a very special terrific disease, it starts with an s and ends with an is. This song can get very graphic or just outright dumb at certian points, so if you have weak stomach, or just hate me, I suggest you go back to the main forum now.
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The Syphillis song
opening
hey kids! do you want to be a pirate, comquistador, 'or an explorer?"(strums imaginary guitar) what? you can't decide? Well, that's okay, just sit down and listen to this. I'm here to say that pirates conquistadors and 'exploers' all has syphillis!
verse 1
when pirates sailed on the seas they pilfered gold and money, they went back home to the caribbean ands pentr it all on women! women of reputable dispute, women who had a speial terrific diesease down their private chute!
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"everyone gather round, lets spread syphillis around, I'll put my sword in your sheath, boy wouldn't that be neat! I hope I don't go blind or lose my mind!we gave you new world people scarlet fever, along with many other old world diseases! But you gave us painful reproductive pieces. Enjoy your trinkets while we suffer from syphillis!!!!!!!
chorus
mercury, mercury, mercury, please give them mercury! They don't want treasure, they don't want gold! Please give them mercury!'although it will eventually kill them but hey, it cures syphillis, yeah....'
verse 2
when spanish conquistadors came to america,a ll teh indian girls looked good in teh new ameican hood. they wanted to get them some of that so tehy got with that. A lot of the indians eventually dies but the conquistadors just cried and cried! "it hurts when we pee!"
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verse 3 lewis and clark set out from saint louis to explore the louisianna territory-"yeah! lets do this!" This policy also pretained to indian women whom they met along the way, they gave out shiny trinkets and other stuff in trade they got sexual favors at night and continued on their journey in the day, big huge deposits of ground mercury lead us to tehir campsites today!
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Ending
"here's a trinket"- 'here's syphillis!' "mercury! mercury! we need mercury!" 'syphillis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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yay! you all must ahve learned so much! you're welcome!
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:10 pm
Sad thing is most of that song(if not all of the contents) was true *sigh*
You need to work a little bit on your spelliing. I know, we're not all perfect at typing but if you could do a sweep before posting, it'll solve the typo's you made. Other then that, there's not much to complain about....
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