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-When you decide you want to sing Little Priest for a school talent show and your friend Garret wont do it even though he sounds just like Johnny Depp Sweeney but he wont do it because he doesn't want to and then you start to cry and tell Becca, his girlfriend, to dump him because hes a big fat meanie and then you wont talk to him for 3 weeks. But then you end up singing Worst Pies in London instead and decide to forgive him.

-When you take the time out of your day to write that.

-When you decide to look just like Mrs. Lovett for a day and walk to Wallgreens in basically underwear at 5 in the morning so you can get the right make up. Then its closed so you go home and realize that you already have the right make up.

-When you heard someone say you were having Shepard's pie for lunch and started freaking out and asked the cafeteria ladies if the shepard is fresh and then they dont get it so you dont get any pie. Take that you nasty cafeteria ladies!!

-When you look at your friends and start singing "My Friends".
-When you eat a chicken pot pie and choke in fear of eating a roach.
-When you go to the barber and freak out when they ask you if you wanna shave.
-When you go out and buy old clever style shavers to shave with.
-When you see a documentary on T.V. about London and start singing "There's a hole in the world like a great black pit."
-When you watch any court show and laugh at the judge, cause you know they will get theirs.
-When you see a beetle running around, and start singing "My lord".
-When you go to a Ren. Fair and are the only one dressed up as an old Barber...
-When you ask for a Job description for dinner at a diner.
-When Gin starts tasting like water...
-When you talk to a waiter and tell them "I'll be back when Judge is on the menu."
I think I could go on for about another page and a half... but I won't.

-when you wont take off your jacket in 100+ degree weather just cause it looks like Sweeneys. (Johnny Depp Sweeney)
-whenever you pick something up, you get sad cause your arm is incomplete. (you need a razor to complete your Sweeney arm) so you make yourself a prop razor out of paper and the blade part of a wooden butterknife. (and u steal ur friends idea of covering the thing with foil. and almost have a heart attack when ur cousin sits on it...)
-when u RP over texting with your best friend and get absolutely ECSTATIC when she decides to make Sweeney fall in love with you
-when ur mom tells you to take Sweeney jacket off and you whine like a baby
-when you wake up immediatly (despite going to bed at 5 am the night before and its about 10 am) cause ur dad put on the dvd and you dont want to miss that one really cool series of notes. (in the ballad of Sweeney Todd: "Swing your razor wide, Sweeney! Hold it to the skies! Freely flows the blood of those who moralize!!")
-when u dance with ur dog to A Little Priest and make her be Sweeney.
-when u recorded A Little Priest (and Epiphany and My Friends and The Final Sequence.) on ur phone and have to listen to it at least 3 times a day. (once when u wake up, once for dinner, and once for sweet Sweeney dreams at night before you go to bed. XD) and u die of sorrow when ur phone needs to be replaced cause of the songs
-when u decide to write the movie in a notebook so u can enjoy it whenever you like, with the added pleasure of it being a book!!
-when you hiss every time you see Alan Rickman or Timothy Spall just cause they caused ur beloved Sweeney hurt
-when u decide to see how fast u can get through the all of the movie songs (i.e. singing each and every song at a very high speed)
-when you have Sweeney as your phone's screen saver
-when you screamed really loud at Borders when you found a Sweeney book, almost crashed into some old lady, and when you got to your dad, blurted out some incomprehensible words similar to "dad, dad dad! do you have ten dollars?!"
-when your heart still beats fast when you think about the moment you found the Sweeney book
-when you freak out when you're carrying your baby cousin and you look like Lucy
-when you plan to turn said baby cousin into a die-hard Sweeney fan such as yourself
-When a small group of friends that are dedicated to the movie are made characters from the movie. (Me: Mrs. Lovett, Izzy: Sweeney, Eddie: Lucy, Kenny: Turpin, Tristian: Pirelli, Armando: Beadle, Noelle: Johanna, and Anthony: Anthony. note: NO toby. that b*****d apparently kills my cousin, Izzy, so no.)
-When you are constantly thinking of things to add to this list
-When ur friend says "you need an intervention," to which you snap coldly, "no, its one of my few joys, LEAVE IT ALONE."
-When you spaz when Kenny makes little Epiphany references in a game of "rock vocabulary.." also spazzing when he writes "Meat + Pies = Success" because he, Eddie and i are doing a report on a meatpacker (my choice, of course. =D).
-When you come home ecstatic cause about four people came up to you saying "i watched Sweeney Todd" and ur buddy, Serena says that he's ur husband.
-When you seriously and truly went through withdrawal symptoms because u were Sweeney-less for FOUR days.
-When you know that Sweeney is ur heroin.
-When you seriously can't shut up about it 100% percent of the time.
-When you refer to Anthony Hope as "Beaver" cause thats ur dads nickname and he sings Johanna all the time.
-When you want ur dad to make u a chair like Sweeney's and plan to cut a hole in the floor so ur victims end up in the basement.
-When you constantly have heated discussions about it with ur Big Buisness group (the meatpacker thing.).
-when you seriously take the time to write all of this and be proud. D=

*When you felt like strangling this person because of the way she spelt the names (no offence really sweatdrop I just started twitching when I read your post and I figured it would make a good example)

Anyhoo, now to add things of my own...

*When all of your conversations with your equally obsessed friend somehow twist into a relation to sweeney todd (just a few hours ago, our convo went from a scenerio of her somehow stealing from herself to me being there, thinking she's someone else, killing her, then realizing it's her... start singing the song from the final scene ((you know, where sweeney's going "what have i done?")) then starting a random fire, grab some random person to dance with, continue with final song, throw person into fire, then wait for the cops to come and try and get them to kill me ((at first i was gonna have some random little boy kill me but i figured that the kid wouldn't do it so the death by cops seemed the most realistic sweatdrop )) )

*When you go to the barber with your mom and your brother (your bro needed a hair cut) and you spaz when you see that one of the barbers has the name Todd ( whee his buisness card had a picture of sweeney todd in the background as well!!!) and you feel the need to take a picture of his name plate... (and are very sad when your picture of his buisness card didn't come out clear enough to show sweeney todd TT-TT)


*When you look at the story from every perspective (and are currently writing a prequel through the eyes of mrs.lovett)

*When you plan on telling your future kids the story of sweeney todd and hope that they will become just as obsessed ^_^

*When you... when you are tempted to write down tons of other qualities that secretly describe you but resist because they have been mentioned several times in this thread...

I shall leave it at this... for now...

Wow, no posts for nearly a year.

- When you make 41 MP3s, and burn a CD, of the concert version, because you can't find the official recording for sale anywhere.
- When you have 119 Sweeney tracks on your iPod - all of the official CDs and one homemade one.
- When you make a Sweeney/Lovett/otherSTcharacter avatar.