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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:23 pm
My friend and I are talking on MSN right now, and she had the nerve to send me a message saying this:
"joo r ghey"
"ghey is ghetto. and ghetto is gewd" "yea ghetto es da waii 2 goe"
"u maii homie"
"dayum some1 faaaarted"
gonk Save me!
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:24 pm
eek I might need some saving too.
I was supposed to be studying abnormal psychology...this made me not want to study any more... sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:12 pm
dameonmac5918 eek I might need some saving too. I was supposed to be studying abnormal psychology...this made me not want to study any more... sweatdrop I can see why. sweatdrop
See, people like this is why I chose the option to take an Honors English 11 class at my school. I was tired of the illiterate people I was in Standard English with.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:57 am
I wish I could tell you it gets better in college, but that depends on where you go. Nowadays even the illiterate can get into most schools, they just dont last as long or do as well. (NB: I was shocked to discover that "nowadays" is a real word now. It has an entery in the AP stylebook)
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:27 pm
That took me over a minuet to decode, slap her upside the head. O_O;
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:50 pm
[Psychotic.Ballerina] My friend and I are talking on MSN right now, and she had the nerve to send me a message saying this:
"joo r ghey"
"ghey is ghetto. and ghetto is gewd" "yea ghetto es da waii 2 goe"
"u maii homie"
"dayum some1 faaaarted"
gonk Save me! Translating from text-lingo to Standard US English...Quote: - You are gay. - Gay is ghetto, and ghetto is good. - Yeah, ghetto is the way to go. - You're my homie*. (?) - Damn, someone farted! *Proper interpretation needed Translation complete. Heh, funny, I attained enough translating prowess to eat these grammatically mutilated sentences for breakfast! Not in a literal sense, though. exclaim
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:09 am
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:09 pm
duello I wish I could tell you it gets better in college, but that depends on where you go. Nowadays even the illiterate can get into most schools, they just dont last as long or do as well. (NB: I was shocked to discover that "nowadays" is a real word now. It has an entery in the AP stylebook) Yes, I saw that too. "Nowadays" is an actual word, though you wouldn't believe how many people put "now a days" instead.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:46 am
I was torn halfway between a laugh, and a miserable groan at that! *Goes back to "And Ladies of the Club" novel for literacy solace*
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