:: Kanzenizum ::

YAY! Another new religion added to the world!

Kanzenizum is a subsidiary religion of Twiggyisum. It follows all the tennents of Lord Twiggy's religion, but Kanzenizum is centered around Fullmetal Alchemist and the whole practice of Alchemy itself. So yes you could say that this is an Alchemic Religion...which you are pretty much right ^^

: COMMANDMENTS : -Follow these or be sacrificed to the Gate-

arrow Drink Mt. Dew or die
arrow You must believe in Equivalent Exchange
arrow You diss the Alchemists of past times and I will hunt you down and kill you while you sleep
arrow Don't even think of ridiculing the Gate
arrow Diss Anime and DIE BY THE GATE RIPPING YOUR LIMBS ONE BY ONE WHILE YOU STILL LIVE
arrow There are only 4 Gods of Kanzenizum: Twiggy, Kanzen, Kiyoshi and Shiroku
arrow YOU MUST LISTEN AND WATCH THIS EXACT VIDEO to be a Kanzenist Final Fantasy NUMA NUMA
arrow Soulseek is HEAVEN
arrow I hate RAP. RAP IS FORBIDDEN BY KANZENIST LAW! NO EXCEPTIONS EXCEPT IF IT'S A GOD
arrow Play these games in this exact order: Kingdom Hearts, KH2, DDR, Fullmetal Alchemist Dual Sympathy
arrow Fire is GOD!
arrow More to come whenever I think of it or deem necessary


User Image