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Once upon a Land called Fentonburg there lived a beautiful lonely vampire. She was lonely because her brother had recently left for Norway. So she decided to keep herself busy by eating a piece of cake filled with jelly. Strawberry flavored jelly! But the jelly was too sour. So the cake vanished into a trans-dimensional vortex. How could jelly do such a terrible thing to the world? So the Vampiress took great effort to make a peanut that would balance on the equinox in order to support PETA. After the animals died, a snail howled, "Honey, I'm home!" The snail was under a flying carpet owned by The Gaian Writers. The greatest guild of the writing collective known as Tyrannical 1337 Masters. A hired Rent-a-Zilla ate through a poster advertising for the noble Volunteer who would be Mayor someday. Now, though, he was very very very poor and needed a whole buttload of crackers and Gorgonzola cheese. So he could eat a million boxes filled with lasagna. The World is a terrible place when you don't have lots of food to eat. But if you don't have food then you just have to hope that the World will be okay and quiet here. The vampiress believed the world was shot to hell. What could she do? She asked the enchanted snail. He said, "Carol, you must get the jelly back from Norway, your brother has taken your magic bannana and hidden it!" Hastily, Carol left on an underground subway to retrieve the Whiffle Bat that would grab what she had lost. The train ran through the tunnel until it wound up at Norway. She knew that her brother would be hiding in Norway, duh! Her quest for the whiffle banana had begun. The whiffle banana was hidden in her brothers left pocket. Her brother was drinking cold ones in the pub when he shouted at the vampiress, "Hey Cary, what's that?" Cary shook in her boots. Her brother was in love with the bottle in "All my children." That's a story about a thread-turned-sticky which should be not mentioned. Anyways, the whiffle bat summoned the Grand Darkness in order to ensure all would perish, but her brother regain control of the Whiffle Banana! All was well at least until the banana fell into the vortex to the alternate dimension called Fortania. And so Carol was forced to go to Fortania to retrieve it. She felt scared because Fortania was the tellie-tubbie land the most terrifying most bunny filled place in the galaxy of death and the whiffle followed her there due to a disturbance in the time-space continuum which made jellybean monkeys act hyper as Me sugar high. The jellybean monkeys made a pool of horrid liquid that rivaled acid in acidic content. The acidic jelly ate a caramel apple sitting next to her on the ground. She made a cake with strawberry jam filling for her to reverse the space-time continuum for her. Then, suddenly the moist jacket appeared over the brother of hers causing him to writhe in disgust at the sight. Meanwhile the whiffle bat still remained in Fortania's keep. Hesitantly Carol started towards the castle along the perilous Road of Deceit. The hazardous journey dishearted her, but no one knew how to get to the castle, or rather, into the moat gateway. There were lions on tall pedestals with pointy teeth! As she walked by the lions the growled at none other than her brother! He He was running by, and screamed quite feminanly. Carol shot his weak heart with a gun which killed his nefarious mirror which was hidden in his groin. (Heart by groin). Anyway, she stood and walked over to her brother who said his last words, "Carrie take this magic condom, and use it to vanguish the mighty waffles of your most terrifying nightmares. She took the magic condom and put it on the waffles, which turned into vibrators creating inappropriate innuendos. She then flew far and high and a sploded. She knew she was definitely dead. But how? We thought she had died. Oh well. But in reality she had merely been stunned by those waffles she had been hit with while flying Into a deathtrap. Now she was on her way to great destruction. If she continued to do the quest she would meet her demise. If only she had a way to reach the whiffle banana easier. Then it hit her... face first. Out of nowhere there came a flying whiffle.... bat. She grabbed it and ran back as swiftly as she could, but to no avail; Something was pulling at her leg. She looked down and saw the most horrifying thing a vampire eating a baloney sandwich its fangs flashing as they tore at the flesh of the baloney. She screamed and shielded her eyes from the scene. Move as far as she could from the baloney to the west. Suddenly she saw her whiffle banana. She smiled greedily and leapt joyfully and cried "I can't believe I found my beautiful whiffle banana! Now I shall have a way to...
Once upon a Land called Fentonburg there lived a beautiful lonely vampire. She was lonely because her brother had recently left for Norway. So she decided to keep herself busy by eating a piece of cake filled with jelly. Strawberry flavored jelly! But the jelly was too sour. So the cake vanished into a trans-dimensional vortex. How could jelly do such a terrible thing to the world? So the Vampiress took great effort to make a peanut that would balance on the equinox in order to support PETA. After the animals died, a snail howled, "Honey, I'm home!" The snail was under a flying carpet owned by The Gaian Writers. The greatest guild of the writing collective known as Tyrannical 1337 Masters. A hired Rent-a-Zilla ate through a poster advertising for the noble Volunteer who would be Mayor someday. Now, though, he was very very very poor and needed a whole buttload of crackers and Gorgonzola cheese. So he could eat a million boxes filled with lasagna. The World is a terrible place when you don't have lots of food to eat. But if you don't have food then you just have to hope that the World will be okay and quiet here. The vampiress believed the world was shot to hell. What could she do? She asked the enchanted snail. He said, "Carol, you must get the jelly back from Norway, your brother has taken your magic bannana and hidden it!" Hastily, Carol left on an underground subway to retrieve the Whiffle Bat that would grab what she had lost. The train ran through the tunnel until it wound up at Norway. She knew that her brother would be hiding in Norway, duh! Her quest for the whiffle banana had begun. The whiffle banana was hidden in her brothers left pocket. Her brother was drinking cold ones in the pub when he shouted at the vampiress, "Hey Cary, what's that?" Cary shook in her boots. Her brother was in love with the bottle in "All my children." That's a story about a thread-turned-sticky which should be not mentioned. Anyways, the whiffle bat summoned the Grand Darkness in order to ensure all would perish, but her brother regain control of the Whiffle Banana! All was well at least until the banana fell into the vortex to the alternate dimension called Fortania. And so Carol was forced to go to Fortania to retrieve it. She felt scared because Fortania was the tellie-tubbie land the most terrifying most bunny filled place in the galaxy of death and the whiffle followed her there due to a disturbance in the time-space continuum which made jellybean monkeys act hyper as Me sugar high. The jellybean monkeys made a pool of horrid liquid that rivaled acid in acidic content. The acidic jelly ate a caramel apple sitting next to her on the ground. She made a cake with strawberry jam filling for her to reverse the space-time continuum for her. Then, suddenly the moist jacket appeared over the brother of hers causing him to writhe in disgust at the sight. Meanwhile the whiffle bat still remained in Fortania's keep. Hesitantly Carol started towards the castle along the perilous Road of Deceit. The hazardous journey dishearted her, but no one knew how to get to the castle, or rather, into the moat gateway. There were lions on tall pedestals with pointy teeth! As she walked by the lions the growled at none other than her brother! He He was running by, and screamed quite feminanly. Carol shot his weak heart with a gun which killed his nefarious mirror which was hidden in his groin. (Heart by groin). Anyway, she stood and walked over to her brother who said his last words, "Carrie take this magic condom, and use it to vanguish the mighty waffles of your most terrifying nightmares. She took the magic condom and put it on the waffles, which turned into vibrators creating inappropriate innuendos. She then flew far and high and a sploded. She knew she was definitely dead. But how? We thought she had died. Oh well. But in reality she had merely been stunned by those waffles she had been hit with while flying Into a deathtrap. Now she was on her way to great destruction. If she continued to do the quest she would meet her demise. If only she had a way to reach the whiffle banana easier. Then it hit her... face first. Out of nowhere there came a flying whiffle.... bat. She grabbed it and ran back as swiftly as she could, but to no avail; Something was pulling at her leg. She looked down and saw the most horrifying thing a vampire eating a baloney sandwich its fangs flashing as they tore at the flesh of the baloney. She screamed and shielded her eyes from the scene. Move as far as she could from the baloney to the west. Suddenly she saw her whiffle banana. She smiled greedily and leapt joyfully and cried "I can't believe I found my beautiful whiffle banana! Now I shall have a way to...
