|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:15 pm
OOC: This needs a lil explanation; I came up with the idea of ... a Diary rp. (I'm not kidding you, just hang on a minute and read on). If you own a Ruff or a Puff, feel free to join in. There are no turns with how this is set up, you can come in and post whenever you want, and then leave. Each character will post a post as if writing a journal entry the other characters can read; you may answer to certain 'diary' entries with your own. Does that make sense any? I think it might be fun XD
~ - ~ - ~ - ~
Dear E-journal,
So, day one as a stupid cat wasn't all that bad; my human (forgot her name, Dasomethingorother) brought me home, and let me tell you. I've hit the bloody jackpot. Good food, nice bed to jump on, and lots of dweebs to pick on! That's beside the point, thing is, after they'd all fallen asleep i decided to steal the human's lappy.
I was thinking I'd ******** around with her files or something, or download a virus into the computer or something; I dunno. Something. Anything to cause a bit of chaos in the morning, but when I opened this baby up I found this thing called the internet.
Now let me be cliché for a second here; HOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOO~~!
No, seriously, I cackled. I decided the laptop was worth keeping. I mean, are you AWARE what I found online? No? Yah well, let me show you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ciD-LOCx2U
I found that. XD I think i about died when I saw that. I played it through three times because I couldn't get through it the first 2 times; I fell of the chair laughing. SO, BLOSSOM! You're studying an ALGEBRA TEST for ENGLISH CLASS huh?!
"So, Blossom, wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?"
"Sure, what floor?"
DURR HUUUUURRRRRRrRrrr Blossom.
Also, Butch, what are you reading? XDD I WANT A PIECE OF THAT, DUDE!
I'll check out that thing called Fanart tomorrow. Might be interesting, from what I saw today. >:B! I'm gonna go raid my human's fridge right now though. LATERS!
PS - do not ask me how it is I can type on a keyboard with paws and no opposable thumbs. I don't know. It's one big mystery.
PSS - ... OOOOOOooOooOoooOOOH I'm Unbeatable! ;D!
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:28 pm
E journal;
Sup? It's Butch. So, yeah. Whatever. I'll try this s**t.
So, I watch the video that Brick posted, right? OH MY GOD, THE POWER PUFF GIRLS. Talk about lame, I mean seriously. They all looked like cheap hookers, or something. Plus, they had the intelligence of 'em, too. I mean seriously, escalators. Gotta give props to Brick for the new material to make fun of 'em with.
Oh, it's a little something I lifted the other day. I'll give it to you later, if you bring me something good from your owner's fridge. This craphole only has healthy food.
Oh and, Butterbutt, if you read this? You actually didn't look like a total dyke for once! Hah!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:38 pm
Dear E-journal,
I was going to leave this for tomorrow, but this needed posting right here right now
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51560550/
Great to know you're into pokemon, dudes! I feel less stupid for listening to 'advanced battle' on repeat now :B! Lv 99 pikachu named BUBBLES HUH BOOMER?!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:39 pm
DEAR DIARY
I'm too cool to call this thing an 'E Journal' like those stupid boys who keep PICKING ON ME. I mean.. what did I ever do-.... okay, maybe I already know the answer to that one. But still! It doesn't mean they have to pick on me.
So I got to watch the 'stupid movie' too, and I have to wonder how on -EARTH- I'm gonna live up to -this- one. I mean, seriously.......... Stupid boys. WHY DID WE DISCOVER BOYS? Buttercup should have just not reminded us about that incident so I can sleep at night from here on out.
I mean, really..... Last thing I needed was anymore kindling for the fire that's taken up all the brain-room in Brick's head.
HEY. THEY COULD ALWAYS GIVE US AN ALGEBRA TEST IN ENGLISH. YOU NEVER KNOW
So I'm perfectly chipper today! I mean, I totally didn't have to spend a rotten day with Bri
Oh, screw it. I'll put something in here when I can think of something that -doesn't- involve those STUPID RUFFS later~ heart heart
Anyways. Now I need to go find Blossom and Bubbles so we can.... go.. do....something cooler than complain about Brick go get Ice Cream!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:41 pm
Diary's too girly, hag. E-Journal's cooler.
Dude! It's freaking adorable little monsters, knocking the snot out of each other? That's almost as good as dirty mags!
Besides, you totally know Magikarp fits Boomer
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 3:09 pm
Dear Diary
If it means anything to anybody else, Buttercup has a Buneary named 'Butch' that's FEMALE on her Diamond game. TAKE THAT.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:13 pm
E-Journal:
Rather a fighting rabbit than a useless fish.
I'm now naming a bidoof Blossom, because it's ugly and worthless, just like she is.
Hag.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:18 pm
Dear Diary.
Who's talking about me? (( WHO SAYS I OWN A POKEMON GAME EVEN. crying ))
Well. I am definetly -NOT- a diary person but I'm not gonna be the last person to write. So yeah.
BOYS ARE IDIOTS. They act, think and sound like idiots. Can they get any lower? NO.
Oh, and Butch-dearest? I'm not the one reading PORN here.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:36 am
Dear E-journal, (which sounds less sissy-whimpy like than dear diary)
Am I the only ******** that DOESN'T have a pokemon game? That the hell? So I stole my owner's game boy :B and started one of those older game. Red mystery dungeon thing (BECAUSE THE NAME ******** RULES! biggrin DD IT'S RED!!). The personality test thing told me I'm Impish (wut?) so I got to be this stupid pikachu (one crack outta that by anyone and I'm knocking the snot outta them). Then the game told me to pick out my partner ;D I NAMED MY CHARMANDER FEMALE COUNTERPART BLOSSOM.
GLAD to know Blossom sleeps outside my ******** house like an E-STALKER. My character wakes out and WHAM Blossom's there all "8D FELL ASLEEP" ******** random game.
So anyhow. I looked up fanart. There's some terrifying s**t out there. WTF is up with humans anyhow? No, srsly, Butch, it's like that mag you gave me yesterday (Also FYI Butterbutt, that mag rocked. Hard ;D durr hurr pun), only worse, because it like uses us in it (??????? My brain imploded after I clicked on an image of a "Puffy ruff kid"), stay clear away from deviantart, guys. Only good thing about my brain imploding was getting the privilege of showing Blossom and having her go SPEECHLESS on me (Score one for me! I don't think she's every ******** speechless).
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/9388370/ <--- that rocks. I think I may just steal some money from my human go buy myself that *smirk*
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/8445471/ <--- and just because unlike certain others /I/ can take a joke even if it's on me. WTFFFFfffFFffffFFffFFfff~~ ..... in the immortal words of Butch "HEY! Don't dis the hair, man!" >:/!
Also, who the ******** Dexter, Blossom? When I looked you up on DA I kept on getting images of you making out with this Dexter dude? >O .... he's like a ******** up version- no never mind. Not going down that train of thought.
Anyhow my human's got pretty awesome music I can blast :B Imma go back to trying to figure out the combination to my humans secret stash of candy (this would be easier with super powers :< .... BOOM BLAST of laser and that'd be it. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo I have to fiddle with this stupid lock >/ *using claws*)
PS - You can never win but they sure can try! OOOOOooooooooooooOOOOooOOooooo I'm unbeatable! Pokemon, advanced battle! ;D!!
PSPS - Watched 'Bubbles boy' on that you tube thing. .... Note to self: learn grammar so my insults don't sound idiotic. "If yer gonna write graffiti, Boomer at least spell it right! DumB! Talk about DUMMMMMBBBB" ..... what was I thinking. "Brick wuz Her" .... note to self; FINISH GRAFFITI. HERE! HERE HERE! NOT HER.
PSPSPS - I win the award to longest entry!! >D!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:45 am
Dear E-journal, (which STILL sounds less sissy-whimpy like than dear diary)
Note to self: stay away from fanfiction.
;;; ....
Yours truly,
One-whom-was-formaly-named-Brick-but-is-devating-on-moving-to-another-country *implodes*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:48 am
DEAR DIARY
I'm trying to decide if I should scrub myself down with lava soap in disgust and never play Pokemon -ever- or if I should feel -touched- that Brick named his 'stalker' after me.
Bet he didn't even have to think about it.
Brick is a jerk
I NEED TO GO SHOPPING TOMORROW.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:52 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
