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 Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:36 am
"If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?"
"Do you wash your pants in Windex? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."
"I'm no Fred Flinstone but I could make your bed rock."
"I'll give you a nickle to tickle my pickle." [I lol'd for some reason. xD]
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:37 am
"Do a barrel roll!"
This one makes me laugh.
And yes, I could've posted all those in one post but I don't feel like it, kay? -has just been reading another bad pick-up line thread somewhere else-
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 6:27 pm
"If I were Superman, I'd be using my X-ray vision right now."
"Does Zeus know that Aphrodite is on earth?"
"You'd look good in anything...and nothing!"
"Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! I smell the blood of a sexy one!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:58 pm
Here some I found at different websites.....
"Hey I'm looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest?"
"Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3."
"My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to."
"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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