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Mad Dog is seen in the parking lot of a hardware store. He's shirtless, revealing all his scars and tattoos as he smokes a cigarette. In his hand is the briefcase he won from Daniel Cross.
"Hello, EEW marks! Thanks to Daniel Cross's challenge, I won $2,000 by easily beating him. Today I decided that all you retards at home should see how I spend my cash!"
Mad Dog grabs the camera and points it around the parking lot as the words "Mad Dog Cam" appear in the bottom right corner.
"OK, so here's a bunch of regular joes, probably EEW marks, around a hardware store."
Mad Dog zooms the camera in on a man's head as the camera shakes for a few moments. A rock is seen being launched towards the man's head as the camera steadies again.
"Ha, noone ever expects that. What the hell? I really don't think I need a Mad Dog Cam, I just wanted to throw rocks... Anyway - "
Mad Dog gives the camera back to the camera man.
" - Let's go spend my money."
The camera cuts to Mad Dog walking through the aisles from several different angles. It then cuts to Mad Dog talking to an employee. The employee is holding a spool of barbed wire.
"So this is the sharpest you have?" Mad Dog asks.
"Well all barbed wire's pretty much the same. This brand happens to be pretty durable and - " the employee is cut off as Mad Dog begins wrapping the barbed wire around his neck. With the barbed wire around the employee's neck, Mad Dog swings him into a shelf, knocking over tools and equipment.
"I'll take it!"
Mad Dog is then seen swinging chairs into a wall. The manager walking by yells at Mad Dog, telling him to stop before Mad Dog lays him out with the chair. Mad Dog grabs a can of spray paint and paints mWo on the man's back while he's unconscious.
"The Mad Dog World Order, now that's a classic."
Mad Dog puts his cigarette out on the back of the man's head.
The camera cuts to Mad Dog hurting various people and adding different items to his shopping cart. Mad Dog is seen from multiple angles walking down aisles and dumping stuff into his cart. His cart is full of, pipes, baseball bats, thumbtacks, sheet metal, toilet seats, a plunger, and other items to be used as weapons.
Mad Dog wheels his cart up to the counter.
"How much is this?" he asks.
The clerk begins ringing up the cost. Mad Dog hits him in the head with the pipe and leaves without paying.
The camera cuts to Mad Dog in a car, leaving. The camera man is sitting in the passenger seat, filming Mad Dog as he drives and occasionally looks at the camera.
"Well, I guess I didn't really spend anything today but I got a lot of free s**t, ya know? All kinds of weapons. You'll probably be seeing those come into use, maybe even on a few of the more annoying fans. So, seeya later EEW. I've got s**t to do."
The screen fades to black.
"Hello, EEW marks! Thanks to Daniel Cross's challenge, I won $2,000 by easily beating him. Today I decided that all you retards at home should see how I spend my cash!"
Mad Dog grabs the camera and points it around the parking lot as the words "Mad Dog Cam" appear in the bottom right corner.
"OK, so here's a bunch of regular joes, probably EEW marks, around a hardware store."
Mad Dog zooms the camera in on a man's head as the camera shakes for a few moments. A rock is seen being launched towards the man's head as the camera steadies again.
"Ha, noone ever expects that. What the hell? I really don't think I need a Mad Dog Cam, I just wanted to throw rocks... Anyway - "
Mad Dog gives the camera back to the camera man.
" - Let's go spend my money."
The camera cuts to Mad Dog walking through the aisles from several different angles. It then cuts to Mad Dog talking to an employee. The employee is holding a spool of barbed wire.
"So this is the sharpest you have?" Mad Dog asks.
"Well all barbed wire's pretty much the same. This brand happens to be pretty durable and - " the employee is cut off as Mad Dog begins wrapping the barbed wire around his neck. With the barbed wire around the employee's neck, Mad Dog swings him into a shelf, knocking over tools and equipment.
"I'll take it!"
Mad Dog is then seen swinging chairs into a wall. The manager walking by yells at Mad Dog, telling him to stop before Mad Dog lays him out with the chair. Mad Dog grabs a can of spray paint and paints mWo on the man's back while he's unconscious.
"The Mad Dog World Order, now that's a classic."
Mad Dog puts his cigarette out on the back of the man's head.
The camera cuts to Mad Dog hurting various people and adding different items to his shopping cart. Mad Dog is seen from multiple angles walking down aisles and dumping stuff into his cart. His cart is full of, pipes, baseball bats, thumbtacks, sheet metal, toilet seats, a plunger, and other items to be used as weapons.
Mad Dog wheels his cart up to the counter.
"How much is this?" he asks.
The clerk begins ringing up the cost. Mad Dog hits him in the head with the pipe and leaves without paying.
The camera cuts to Mad Dog in a car, leaving. The camera man is sitting in the passenger seat, filming Mad Dog as he drives and occasionally looks at the camera.
"Well, I guess I didn't really spend anything today but I got a lot of free s**t, ya know? All kinds of weapons. You'll probably be seeing those come into use, maybe even on a few of the more annoying fans. So, seeya later EEW. I've got s**t to do."
The screen fades to black.
