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06/06/2007

Dar Dar and I scattered all over the marketplace today, finding many heavly priced items and things too cheap not to buy. When we hit a booth on top a hill, a strange man greeted us. His accent seemed to be of a high pitched whine, while saying: "plz buy stuff." Dar Dar bit him on the hand while I scolded before taking off. Sellers these days! What were they drinking while thinking it their right to beg for us to buy overly priced items? Dar Dar should of given him the stupid speech for sure.

That was it for our shopping spree. It was only afew days ago did we complete our task of gaining DNA and recieving some heavy meso in exchange. Afterwards, it was a long trip back up to Orbis for the ride home to Henesys and down towards the market, which included buying moon rock, pet food, curse dolls and some drakes blood.

The world just seems to be in need of much help. First we heard of a bunny stripper who needed materials for some experiments. This lead to the south outskirts of Ellinia, where Malady was encountered. Now the ledgend says if to meet a witch within such forrests, you'll be turned to stone. However, these witches don't do so well off their broom and their pockets are full of frogs.

So guess what we did next? Dar Dar came up to one of those hags and started to nibble on the broom handle for "observation" and with that, she was distracted long enough for my arrow bomb- created by professor Dar Dar- to strike the inside of her pocket and let the frogs go walping outward! With bounds and leaps did the green creatures imerge and the cooky granny smacked right into a tree! Dar Dar just happend to hop off right on time and after confirming her unconcious, we tried gathering what was left of the frogs.

After an hour and a half of squirmy, leaky and ribbits later, pink stuff and I took off with a bag full of jars- 20 of them and climbed our way back towards the Harbor. Why would a slut need that many frogs when she could just...eww. Never mind.

I had forgotten the wierd meds. She needed them for this potion but I can assure you that's not the case. We all know strippers can be great coke dealers..so why not harvest in some poppin' pills while they're at it? Dar Dar couldn't stand another minute of walking and we hitched on a taxi ride towards the subway. Then there was some thumping and wacking at ghouls, who seemed to go right through the arrows. Dar Dar, who was rather annoyed, decided to take a leak on one and it disapeared! You have no clue how much water that rabbit was made to consume but it got us those meds. Let's just say, he was proud to do the job..for the first five seconds. Afterwards, not so good.

We delivered the ingrediants and recieved some frog food in return. I threw mine in a near by trash can and Dar Dar smacked it against the floor for a good beat of drum boogy. Then she wanted even more meds and frogs. Dar Dar nearly dropped his eyes in horror and hid in the bag. There was no way we could face the witch again because she'll be prepared and were currently out of stock in the water department. However, thanks to the friendly market, we bought some frogs, meds and some treats for the Dr himself. I also found a lovely japanese dress on sale but it's too big for me at the moment. Gotta practice on my arrow skills to fill it all in.

This time, she wanted even more things and an impossible item to find! Moon Rock?? MOON ROCK?! Are you crazy? Who did you mess with this time to find out about such an item? Dar Dar, who is our wonderful observer here, had spotted one while at market but it was abit over priced. 500 thousand mesos for the rock. Now being tight on budget, I hesitated but knew it was the only good thing to do. After all, we did say yes.

Back to the lab, or rather skank with rock in hand. It didn't take long before she gave us something rather good- an ancient scroll used on gloves in helping to attack better. One slip of the glove and you could find yourself smacking in no time! We all know who tried to cox, bite and get nasty for it but it went right out on to market. Had it been worthless, than perhaps our furry pink friend might of had it. However, it's value of 6 million mesos were definatly not worth the waste. Besides that, our other mission of gathering up a special ingrediant- Nependeath Honey- was going rather poorly. After spending 9+ hours pulling weeds, none could be found and sellers had it at 5+ million. Dar Dar now hates me and says I'm stupid for not taking the smacking wonder for myself...or rather HISself!

Back to todays adventure of beating monkeys to death, or rather 2nd death. The Lupin roam around the insides of trees and are the shadow of it's original monkey form but with a halo. They still hold a solid presence but their bananas give a shivering experience to those who are hit. It was only afew hours before Dar Dar and I couldn't take it anymore and we spent the rest of the time buying in market. A good friend helped with gaining 60 of the cursed dolls needed and we returned to the good fairy for praise and a wicked hunter hat! Black with white feather and gold design for a pirate life for moi!!