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 Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:19 pm
Today I had the most LOVELY message I've had in a long time...
Here it goes...
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Hay y u r smt n typ gut?????? lolololollololololol0l0l0l0l u r dmb n i think u shd lusn up so u kn hav mor frinds snse smrt pplz r nirdz n hav no frndz so u shd listn 2 me n typ betr so u kan b undrstd by evry1 in gaya
bibi n ps warhmr 40k r a gud gam 2 ply
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What in the name of the God-Emperor does that SAY?!?
gonk
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:54 pm
Robthebob ------------------ Hay y u r smt n typ gut?????? lolololollololololol0l0l0l0l u r dmb n i think u shd lusn up so u kn hav mor frinds snse smrt pplz r nirdz n hav no frndz so u shd listn 2 me n typ betr so u kan b undrstd by evry1 in gaya bibi n ps warhmr 40k r a gud gam 2 ply --------- Translation: Hey, why are you smart and type gay(?)? Laugh out loud (times 13) You are dumb and I think you should listen up so you know to have more friends since smart people are nerds and have no friends. So you should listen to me and type better so you can be understood by everyone in gaia. ByeBye and P.S. warhammer 40 thousand are a good game to play. (okay done) Well that's the best I can do.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:45 am
In case no one truly knows what we're up against, I can sort out three types of noobish text-talkers: Text Talker Classification Level One Text Talker: Your typical, casual text-talker. Harmless, but poses no real threat, except some minor mental scarring. Can also be spotted out in the real world, speaking their language frequently in the workplace.
Level Two Text Talker: The more arrogant kind of text-talker. This variation will mainly brag about his good "grammar" and vilify others' correctiveness. A number of others may even glamourize it, saying that speaking their language will "make you understandable in all of Gaia, get you a ton of friends, and have free snoo-snoo with an entire country."
Level Three Text Talker: The handful of delusionals that head the few but equally strong text-talk armies out there. They are the militants of the text-talking world, and they brand all literate Gaians as "Public Enemy Number One." Truly a threat to our last remaining literate utopias, for they have the most power in the public world, as evident in today's media. They also rule the countries of GeeDee (the GD Forum) and now seek to conquer EeeDee (Extended Discussion) We're up against a second-class text talker. Not very dangerous, but still a considerable threat to our members.
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:23 am
You poor thing. I am so, so sorry.
heavens_akki, good translation. I believe 'gut' (first sentence, marked as questionable in your version) is intended to mean 'good'.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:54 am
Give me that guys scree name, and I'll tell him how good his grammar is.
And butt in that smart people tend to become rich....
:HINT: Bill Gates.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:35 pm
Wow. Where's my dictionary? burning_eyes I think I just lost a brain cell.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:44 am
I died a little inside. emo
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:53 pm
I especially loved the part were he said "type better so you can be understood..." according to heavens_akki's translation that is because I sure as hell could not tell what that said.
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