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 Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:48 pm
To Misters Plot, Character, and Setting:
Where the hell are you?! I've been wanting to write something for months now and I have yet to see the likes of you except for your sneaky little tiptoeing about my head. Just enough to taunt me, hmm? Well, you're all little bastards and I want you front and center now! Um ... pretty please?
Love,
The Author
To The Author:
Stfu and do your own job, and we'll show up when we feel like it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:57 pm
DayhawK68 Dear Iris Henner, Let me start off apologizing that I'm such a b***h, the crap I make you go through is horrible. Anyways, by the time you get this the three book series will be completed in my mind and then it will possibly your daughter's turn for a series. I want you to know that I think Wrider would have wanted you to remarry especially to a great guy like Gregg who has always adored you. I want you to know that I do love you, that's why I got you an amazing daughter. I hope you will realize that Daisy will only be young once and that it was stupid of you to mope in your bed for 7 months, missing out on your daughter's 8th birthday. Grant you did lose Wrider, but she lost her father and you weren't there to help her. You better get your act together and help that child! Also, give Gregg a chance. I know its early now but one day I think you two could make it. I don't beleive in soul mates, so when Wrider dies I don't believe you lost a part of you. Yes you miss him ( I miss him too, damn the scenes I'll write with him) but you have to realize that life does go on. Wrider wouldn't want you to mourn him forever. Gregg has always loved you. You might not believe that but its true. He was never in love with the idea of having you. It wasn't really love at first sight (the first time he saw you when you two were 8 years old) it was more like he wanted to get to know who you were, and when he did that's when he fell for you hard...maybe harder than Wrider did. Idk I'm not in their minds I'm in yours, so lol who knows? Anyways, I want to conclude by saying that I love you and I want the best for you, so consider Gregg and get out there with your daughter. She needs you more than you know. ~Sincerly, Your Creator Kim P.S you may get another bundle of joy in your daughter's series....just a fair warning. Don't expect to be combat training anytime soon wink Dear K.E Hightower, Yes you are a b***h. But for some reason I'm thankful for it. Without you telling my story, well, it means a lot. I love how truthfully you portray everyone, even me. You show the good and the ugle of us all. Anyways, I am helping out my daughter and she's helping me cope with the loss of Wrider. Will you ever explain to the public about us seeing his ghost? And the other ghosts I saw? Please do because some other characters from other books are telling me its because of this thing called religion. What the crap is that? Also, glad should you be, I married Gregg. It was two years after the end of the war too. You were right he's always loved me and Wrider wanted me and our baby to be happy. Plus, though she has many father figures, Wrider would want her to have a father to always guide her, the way he did. Anyways, thanks for telling my story. And if you do my daughter's series, please, try to paint my impatience tastefully. Ok, well, nevermind that can't be done. Sincerly Yours, Iris Henner. P.S Really? I have how many nieces and nephews!!!!????!!!!!
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 6:39 am
Dear Moses,
I know they say we Jews have to stick together, but for the story, I legit have to put you through a lot of depraved s**t.
At this point, you probably have some idea of what's in store for you. I must sincerely apologize. I'm such a ******** sadist. But you will survive. But by the time you receive this, you may be criminally insane with PTSD. But, hey... it's for character development?
I love you, I really do,
Rebecca
Hello, ******** you. You're as bad as the ********' Nazis.
No love,
Moses
Dear Moses,
Fine. Then I'll leave you with this thought: your wife is pregnant.
-The Author.
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 7:32 pm
Dear Scott,
You really ought to be less of a jerk. Who's going to relate to you when you alienate the audience with your idiocy? Also, how do you even plan to go about this whole thing?! Sure, fine, the idea is there, and I understand that as a teenager, you have rather ambitious and groundless daydreams. But you actually go and do it! I'm not even sure how it's possible! Exposition, darn you!
Though, I do have to thank you for showing up in the first place. This wouldn't be possible without you, but it's going to be rough for all of us if you don't cooperate.
Most sincerely,
A very frustrated first-time playwright.
Dear Playwright,
It's called research. I have to do my homework and so do you. Also, I'm not a jerk! I'm realistic. You want people to relate to me and that's why I am the way I am. I'm not a pure protagonist, I break the law, I lie, and I cheat my way out of justice. I'm a coward, but so are you. The system is just as cowardly as I am! The only brave one out of any of us is Nina. And you let her take the blame.
It's called the internet, learn how to use it.
-Scott
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:27 am
Dear Hibari-san & Mukuro-kun,
I wish you'd stop being so difficult, and tell Mukuro that he needs to stop being such an a** and a jerk because BOTH of you are pissing me off in that neither of you want to stay in a scene together for very long unless the two of you are doing something... dirty. Do not give me that look; I have to keep this safe, the kiddies might see it. I know you would appreciate that, Hibari.
Also, you need to stop saying that you're going to bite Mukuro to death; it's starting to get old and is starting to have some very sexual connotations not that I'm complaining but just... I don't know where I'm going with this, just that maybe you need a new catchphrase...?
As for you Mukuro! You need to stop being a tease; it's pissing me off. And you need to stick around for longer! I know that you're imprisoned by the Vendicare, but still! You could stick around for a little longer!
Oh, and what is up with the pineapple hair? Seriously, that has to be difficult to style every day or is it natural?
Sincerely yours,
The Author.
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Author,
I am going to bite you to death.
Hibari Mukuro.
Mukuro, if you steal the pen from me one more time, I'm going to bite you to death.
Stop putting words in my mouth.
Oya? You know you like it~<3
Shut up.
I'm writing this down, I don't believe that I could 'shut up' since I'm not actually saying anything.
*ink splot*
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:40 pm
Dear Zachary,
I'm sorry that I said you were pudgy and that I made you sound like such a *****. I'm glad you finally found a real little friend for yourself and that you two are having fun. Go buy her cotton candy and don't eat it this time.
- C.
Dear C,
What's a *****? And, my name isn't ZACHARY.
- Zac
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