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"I would say teh number one ting to do in wal-mart is...Not to go to wal-mart...Or you could hide in the kids toy section, it's always fun there..."
Hey, I have to agree with that! Wal-Mart scares the bejeezus outta me.
You ever go in back? It's like a shrine to Sam Walton in there. Like his freaky daughter tried to build a cut-rate pyramid or something.
You know, they actually managed to kill a Wal-Mart up in Canada? Looks like all you have to do is unionize the employees and *poof* you toast one of the suckers.
Cool! I wanna be a walmart Van Helsing. I wonder what it takes to put down a Target? If a Union is the equivalent of a stake for a Wal-Mart, what's the equivalent monster-hunter weapon for the big red zero? Silver Credit Cards?