Yeesh! If you think that's worse, I was cleaning my guestbook from spam, baseless insults, and rude comments. Of course, I'd like to show you one of those messages I have to behead. It's from a stupid guy who posted in my guestbook just yesterday.
Natsuri
skaterduderockstheworld
omg u aint 1 ov these guys hu sit n play games all day r ya? get out some more n play fottie???!!?! PLZ!!!!
"Who the hell are you, mate?" I mentally replied.
skaterduderockstheworld
u suk big tiem!!111!11 u great merican-maed loser!111!11! lololololololololoooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllll
(I then went to his site and took a good look at it, only to run into blonde jokes, a list of his ten favorite cars, and a clever "I-made-you-an-idiot" joke.)
Well, your site isn't all that impressive either, mate! Except that clever cow joke of yours, I'll give you that.
(And after filling out his short questionaire, to my horror, it didn't have a "submit" button on the form. So I went back and said...)
Oh, and one more thing. Your questionaire doesn't have a "submit" button!
So who's the Great American Loser now, punk??? I've but one word for you: HA!
(And then I laughed my way to the Grammar Guild.)
Then again, that "LOL" out loud in real life pales very much in comparison to the text-talking ape who insulted me in my own guestbook. I shall let him have it.
twisted Oh, and Galadedrid, if your looking for target practice, the text-talker I just mentioned is your man.
Try not to leave any marks. twisted EDIT: It's very well clear that us literates are now an endangered species, even in real life.
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