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Six Billion of Spades

Familiar Phantom

PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 11:16 am


... according to this website.

http://www.godhatesbarbers.com/

Apparently, he also hates mixed fibers, crustaceans, fags, and apologists.
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 11:49 am


okay thats totally random, but also extremely offensive, as loads of people related to me (and who are devout christians) have the surname barber!!

thats just not right....

Myrphomatic


Six Billion of Spades

Familiar Phantom

PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:51 pm


xd

It's supposed to be a fun stab at the Christian pick-and-choose mentality. In other words, if being gay is a sin, then so is wearing cotton/polyester blends and trimming the hair around your temples.
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:16 pm


I'm guessing this comes from Leviticus right? Yeah I noticed that people quote that one a lot when arguing against homosexuality when in all fairness I should legally be able to stone them to death because they eat shrimp and wear cotton/polyester blend clothing.

Dissnitive Blade


Six Billion of Spades

Familiar Phantom

PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:55 pm


murasame blade
I'm guessing this comes from Leviticus right? Yeah I noticed that people quote that one a lot when arguing against homosexuality when in all fairness I should legally be able to stone them to death because they eat shrimp and wear cotton/polyester blend clothing.

Oh, but didn't you know? That's just the way things used to be. Things are different now, except for the part about gays. How do I know? Um... thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God!
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:59 pm


I remember reading about something like that in another thread.

I find it kinda weird that all of the people who come to my house to try and convert me, the guys usually have their beards trimmed and their hair cut short, especially around the temples.

Arios V


Six Billion of Spades

Familiar Phantom

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:16 am


Arios V
I remember reading about something like that in another thread.

I find it kinda weird that all of the people who come to my house to try and convert me, the guys usually have their beards trimmed and their hair cut short, especially around the temples.

Definitely not True Christians™. You should reveal to them the truth of the Lard in Leviticus 19:27.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:50 pm


But according to Penn and Teller, Corithians says that "if a man hath long hair, it is a shame onto him".

D:

Literally, damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Fuzzy Kittens


ProjectOmicron88

PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:16 pm


God also hates scientifically-established astronomical reality.

http://godhatesglobes.com/
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