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blueturnsgrey

PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:02 pm


This Friday, May 25th, is Towel Day.

What do I do?

Carry your towel with you throughout the day to show your participation and mourning.

When do I do it?

May 25th.

Where do I do it?

Everywhere.

Why a towel?

To quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical
value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
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Why is Towel Day May 25th?

Towel Day was intended to be a wake. A way of showing respect for the passing of this most hoopy frood. It was first slated for one week after his death, but that didn't give us nearly enough time to get the word out. So we moved it to two weeks after his death. This question also appears in the form, "But, why not 42 days after his death?" Again, it's all about timing, 42 days is a long time in the history of the Universe, so we were concerned that the enthusiasm would vaporize like a planet in the path of a Vogon Constructor Fleet. Some people still won't give up, and ask "But, why not on Thursday, since that's when the trilogy begins? Well, we didn't think about that until the idea had already exploded across the Internet. I could never get the hang of Thursdays, anyway. If you have any other questions about why Towel Day is on May 25th, instead of (insert date here), feel free to consult your Guide.


Information about Towel Day from: http://www.towelday.kojv.net/

biggrin
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 8:38 pm


I will most definately participate! I wonder how many friends I can get to participate as well?.... My school is a hitchiker friendly school, so I will probably get a good few!

red_moon_wolfess


Eoinda

PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:55 am


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeey I'm so gonna take my towel to school 25th may the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy rules (mostly because it says DON'T PANIC with big friendly letters on it's back. smile )
PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:13 am


Must it be a specific type of towel? I have many... I will participate!

MyOwnBestCritic

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blueturnsgrey

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 12:42 pm


Haha no specific towel. You just need to know where your towel is!
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 4:52 pm


wait...Douglas Adams died?

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Jaconis

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 10:35 pm


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wait...Douglas Adams died?


wow, that was my exact thought process.
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:23 am


Dammit... I missed it again! sad

I'll have to do it next year! I'm even writing it in my calendar!

Tartan_skirt


Ksenia Sergeevina

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:14 pm


Jaconis
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wait...Douglas Adams died?


wow, that was my exact thought process.
Uhm, six years ago.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:21 pm


LOL that is funny! will remember to do it!!!
rofl

Zeromaye

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