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 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 9:21 am
This is a topic to post funny things however loosely related to literacy they, they are welcome!
Author Puns
These are some puns on author names, some I made up, others I got from elsewhere.
Guide to sweetmaking
By Harry Bow
How to stop a charging bull
By Justin Time
The Christian Handbook
By B. Leevar
Creationism: The Myth
By A. Theeist
Bumper book of Jokes
By Joe King
If you have any more, please post them!
Real book titles that don't sound so great in the Twenty-First Century!
Bear in mind, these are real book titles.
American Bottom Archaeology
The Big Book of Busts
British Tits
Enid Blyton's Gay Story Book
Flashes From the Welsh Pulpit
Games You Can Play With Your p***y
How To Mount Deer For Profit Or Fun
Scouts in Bondage
Shag the Caribu
Biblical Errors
Not so holy!
In a fifteenth-century edition of the King James Bible, the word 'not' was acciently ommited from the seventh commandment, so that it actually encouraged readers to commit adultery. The copies were recalled immediately (dashing the hopes of many).
'Loins' became 'lions' in an 1804 edition to read rather confusingly: 'thy son shall come forth out of thy lions'.
Please post any other 'Literacy Laffs' that you have found or invented.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:49 am
There's a whole list of stuff like this on bored.com.... I think. I recal my sister stumbling upon such a thing.
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