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 Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 8:06 pm
Yeah, hi.
So I got to thinking that "this guild is a keeper" you know right?
I was all "I should make a ******** thread in its honor where all the cool people can hang out. Not those loser wall flower types but my comrade out spoken piers who I tend to get along with more than those I'm-a-douche-but-I-try-and-pretend-I'm-not-so-people-will-like-me-please-think-I'm-cool-or-else-I'll-be-sad-because-my-internet-peeps-don't-accept-me types. You know what I'm talking about."
You know what? Why don't you wall flowers get with the program already! No one likes some one with self control, okay? I'm serious here.
TO THE POINT
This thread was created for my own amusement. It will contain many of my stupid ideas and thoughts that you all seem to enjoy so much.
So talk to me? I do like to talk. You can tell probably.
If this thread goes somewhere I'll make it pretty with a banner and everything.
Help me make this thread go somewhere.
I don't want it to be like one of those kids who try too hard and you can tell they try too hard to be cool and they're not and they make lame jokes all the time and annoy the s**t out of me. Please don't let this be the social retard.
ON A SIDE NOTE
I am a teenage girl.
As I was festering in my teenager girl behavior while killing the ozone layer with too much hairspray and slapping on some of that good ol' cover up that I think makes my acne less noticeable, but it really makes it more noticeable I thought to myself that maybe I really shouldn't follow the crowd. So I took off that roxy shirt I'd been wearing since seventh grade and put on some t-shirt with a slogan that makes no sense and cut my hair in some weird way and hung out at the gas station for a while.
I then realized I hadn't stopped following the crowd I was simply at the heels of another stereotype. So I cried and my eyeliner that had been far too dark and in far too much quantity trapping my eyes in a cliché prison rolled down my pale face. I then got a boyfriend who had sex with me and broke up with me a week after claiming he didn't want a girlfriend at that time and that it wasn't me it was just him not wanting a relationship. He got a new girlfriend the week after and I cried some more of that awful eyeliner off.
Yes I abuse stereotypes and I do generalize too much.
I can see all you "different" teenager girls coming in here with your torches preparing to burn my thread to the ground because I insulted our gender.
I don't give a ******** if you don't wear make-up and you wear sweatpants to school because you don't care what other people think about how you look. So don't come in here whining about how you don't like MCR and how you listen to undiscovered bands and don't fit in the crowd. Don't self proclaim that you're a dork either. That one is annoying because if you are a dork it will show and I will recognize that you are different. I don't need you screaming it in my face.
Thank you.
If you actually read all of that, I applaud you.
My 400 pound Asian frame will crush you in an appreciative hug.
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 10:52 pm
That was pretty hard too read... took me atleast 5 minuit's.... rolleyes
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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:06 pm
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:05 pm
Mark_Vernon That was pretty hard too read... took me atleast 5 minuit's.... rolleyes
I'm sure it will happen again and I'm not really sorry.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 2:49 pm
What do you mean by "cut your hair in a weird way"?
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 7:33 pm
OMFG I think I love you.
< 3
*tackleglomp*
That was a be-oo-ti-ful speech...
...in form of a post.
Which was AWESOME.
Gogo asian-pirate powah.
...I'll stop now.
pirate pirate
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:02 am
WALL. OF. TEXT. BURNSSZZ.
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