THIS IS MOSTLY FOR SCOOBY, CHEY, COCO, STORMY AND KATT CAUSE THEY WERE THERE.
Profiles
First is Stormy. He works for the local bank on Saturdays. On Sundays he robs the bank.
Second is Chey. She is not employed, but makes her living as a whore on the streets. Sometimes she gets desperate and molests children. They pay her in baseball cards and barbie dolls.
Next is Katt, one of the "nerdy" twins. She enjoys nerdy stuff and girls on Saturdays.
The next "nerdy" twin is Coco. She likes being called Coci after an accident in which she was not present.
Our last character is Scooby. She works at Twin Harbors as their main stripper attraction. THISISCHEYANDSTORMY'SFAULTNOTBAG3L'S.
Our story begins with a little girl... the apple of another's eye.
The another being Katt.
But as Katt watches the girl... she cannot bring herself to confess her feelings. What if the girl does not feel the same? What is Katt is too nerdy? Should she change?
Meanwhile, Chey has more luck in this department. She has been put on conveyor belt and has been checked ow-yut.
And yet, close by... a new story arises, centered around Scooby, the stripper of Twin Harbors. She likes that man-meat's a**. She opens her mouth to speak.
"YHALOTHAR-"
But she is ignored when man-meat Stormy talks to less sexy-assed men.
Meanwhile, Katt tries to think up a plan to confess her utter desire for the child... she ponders... thinks it over...and by george, she's GOT IT.
INTERMISSIONLOL
Scooby a'sleepin'.
BACK TO DA SHOW
Scooby watches as Stormy and his nice a** walk away. But where he goes... she luckily does not see.
He goes... to his secret lover. Chey.
But is her love for him genuine?
"ILU STORMY. RLYNOW."
...Who knows...
INTERMISSION AGAIN ALREADY
Look alikes, plox.
INTERMISSION OVER, BIOTCHES
Katt waits until the girl falls asleep. Then she puts her plan in motion.
Then she forgets what she's doing.
At the moment, Chey, desperate for money, finds a small boy, a child but in the single digits of his life. Will her lovers ever meet? She hopes to lolbible not.
Katt thinks of her plan SO hard she falls asleep. As her small, one-sided love watches her nap, she develops new feelings-
Quickly stolen away by Chey.
Whilst the plot thickens over THURR, the plot's thickening over HURR too. Scooby watches Stormy get in shape.
"NOOOOOOOO!" she yells. Stormy whips around. "IF YOU EXERCISE TOO MUCH, YOU'LL LOSE YOUR SEXY a** WHICH IS THE ONLY THING I LIKE ABOUT YOU!"
Stormy, utterly offended because his ABS are bringing sexy back, huffs away... perhaps back to Chey.
Katt sees Coco walking by and decides to spill her soul...
"Coco..."
The wind makes the grass shiver. Even though there isn't any grass. SKILL.
"I have... something to tell you."
"And I, you," Coco says, to the great surprise of Katt.
END
Next time: What is Coco's secret? Will Katt tell little girl how she feels? Will Chey's lovers meet? Will Scooby rope in Stormy? Will I stop with the questions? No? Yes? Wanna find out? OkayI'mdone.
