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BeautifullParanoiia Captain
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 Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 6:20 pm
All right, so me and muh sis Sam(heh heh heh twisted ) are writing this majorly crack-headed InuYasha Fan-Fic. How did that happen? Well, we were really high, and....no, just kidding. No drugs were involved. -this time...
But we're gonna start posting it in segmnts. Why segments? Because there's a s**t load of pages to it, that's why. Let's just say that we started it one night last summer and it has been slowly expanding ever since.......there are now over twenty characters traveling with InuYasha; all of them major crack....anywho, so I'll have Sam(just can't get over this...) put up the first section soon.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:39 pm
Prologue
"Grandmother!"
"Good dear, you're home, I'm in the kitchen!" was the reply.
She walks in, taking a concerned expression.
"Here, let me do that; you know that the heat's bad for you!"
"Oh, yes dear." The old woman steps away and smiles. "My dear Kaiis, you are finally permitted to the shrine!"
"Yes, I know, grandmother." She smiles, stirring the pot.
"My dear, the exact likeness of Mistress Kikyo. At least from what we can tell!" she laughs, her wrinkles smoothed for a moment. She extends a small bag on a leather cord.
"Herbs for good luck?" Kaiis grins.
"Yes dear."
"Very well, grandmother, let me change, then I'm off."
Minutes later she walks to the shrine in red sweatpants and a white shirt, hair done in the usual fashion of Mistress Kikyo's. Opening the door, she bows, then takes a bucket and a rag, kneeling by the well to begin washing it.
"Well look who's here!" a girl sneered behind her. "And here I was, hoping you wouldn't show."
"Ralef, I would prefer to avoid confrontation."
"I would prefer if you weren't here!" she replies snootily, kicking over the bucket."Now there, see what you've done! Now you need more water!"
Sighing deeply, Kai picks up thebbucket and returns outside to pump more. Returning, she trips, presumably over Ralef's extended leg. Falling down the well, she closes her eyes and waits for the impending pain. Instead she feels her hair ruffled by a slight breeze, then is gently set onto the ground.
"Ralef?!" she yells. "That was totally uncalled for! When I get my hands on you, I'll..." This was followed by a lengthy stream of curses as Kai proceeds to climb up.
Suddenly, due to paying more attention to her words than to her hand-holds, she falls again. Again, the slight breeze, and lightly being set down.
Cursing, she stands, looking up to see the back of a man in purple robes, and a decidedly bright blue sky.
"Hello! You wanna help me here? I'm kinda stuck!" She cocks her head. "Who are you, anyway?"
Turning, he peers into the well. "Kikyo?"
"Uh, no! I think I would know if I was Mistress Kikyo!" She climbs up nearly to the top. "So, you gonna help me or not?"
He pulls her up, and she lands, only to fall back on her butt and rub her eyes.
"MIROKU???"
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KylianRetreana Vice Captain
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