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XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 3:25 pm


XxJennessaxX
[ Elevendy Blue ]
ok, i'm not talking about like, being literate as in you know how to spell and use big words and stuff

but its REAAAALLLY boring when you type like this

I think that Al Gore is correct, and global warming is a serious issue.

when you could just say

i think al gore is corect and global warming is serious

Why? Because it makes you look more intelligent and not like you're torturing your keyboard. rolleyes



XxJennessaxX
[ Elevendy Blue ]
but honestly, i dont really care if you are literate
i just hate how people make such a big deal about it


like, they think they're witty flaming me in my threads
"At least I know how to spell and puncuate correctly. wink "

You know, those last two sentences have a point. stare


XxJennessaxX
[ Elevendy Blue ]
HAHAHAHAhAHAHA
my reaction: honestly DID YOU JUST SAY THAT rofl

Why, yes I did. Thank you for noticing. razz


XxJennessaxX
[ Elevendy Blue ]
lol i dont care if people flame the king cool
but if they are like, nerds and do go outside and have bad acne and stuff and learn
then they need to jump off their pedestal

Who's the king? You? *Yawns.*
Just because people type literately, it doesn't mean that they're nerds. It could mean that they don't want to give other literates eyestrain with mangled illiteracy. GOT IT MEMORIZED YET? scream


XxJennessaxX
[ Elevendy Blue ]
they have NO life in the OUTSIDE world, so they think THEY can be the bullies and popular people by type with periods and saying "That amused me" instad of loloooooooooooo

I'll have you know that most (or all) literates are very, VERY successful in life. How do you think I became an English teacher? wink
"Lolooooooooooo" is not a word. And yes, literates DO have an outside world. We just don't want to look like morons. neutral


XxJennessaxX
[ Elevendy Blue ]
but actually they come off being extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme losers rofl
desperate virgins who need to leave the house

Soon you'll realize the percentage of stupidity you show- 100%. talk2hand



XxJennessaxX
[ Elevendy Blue ]

srsly, if some1 can get their point across, then it shouldnt matter if they type their posts in microsoft word before copy and pasting them on the GD rofl

Who said anything about Microsoft Word? There's such thing as the Caps Lock, Shift, ., ?, ! and ' keys. We use them. Maybe you should try it sometime. cool



XxJennessaxX
[ Elevendy Blue ]
not just that, most literate retards have naruto in their sig and format their posts

lol
im sooo much better than them rofl arrow

Literates can not be retards. Being literate on the internet, or anywhere else is a sign of intellegence. Not all the Gaians are 7-year-old moronic idiots who think that they're always right; teenagers and adults WITH JOBS have Gaia accounts too. Anybody who is literate and knows what they're talking about (unlike you) is naturally better. Therefore, I am better than you. Do you have a problem with that? mad


I think we can all agree that:

XxJennessaxX = winner of the argument,
[ Elevendy Blue ] = retarded noob who desperately needs a can of paint dropped on her head.
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:01 pm


Oh my goodness. What an absolute loser. So I guess spelling things wrong is "cool" when you know how to spell it right? What a freak! She REALLY needs to get a life. What a freak - I say again.

rawrjennamonster


XxJennessaxX

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 5:56 pm


tbs.hellogoodbye
Oh my goodness. What an absolute loser. So I guess spelling things wrong is "cool" when you know how to spell it right? What a freak! She REALLY needs to get a life. What a freak - I say again.

Say that all you want. razz
Is it just me, or are your avatar's eyes yellow and green? confused
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:10 pm


(Nina's husband speaking)
Hmmm... So if my wife is an attractive young woman who is also a headmistress of a school, does that make her a nerd? If she is, in fact, a LITERATE social butterfly, does that make her a nerd?

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Robthebob

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:40 pm


That was a funny argument.

P.S. You spelled "Microsoft" wrong back there... wink
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:37 am


If there's one thing I can't stand more than a txt tlker, it's an egotistical txt tlker who validates the way they type by saying, "lolz, its da cool ting ta do so all u liderets r nerds & u cant get laid, lololollllllllllll!!!111"

ARGH! KILL! KIIIIIIILLLLL! scream

SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover


rawrjennamonster

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:28 am


XxJennessaxX
tbs.hellogoodbye
Oh my goodness. What an absolute loser. So I guess spelling things wrong is "cool" when you know how to spell it right? What a freak! She REALLY needs to get a life. What a freak - I say again.

Say that all you want. razz
Is it just me, or are your avatar's eyes yellow and green? confused


Excuse me?
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:22 pm


tbs.hellogoodbye
XxJennessaxX
tbs.hellogoodbye
Oh my goodness. What an absolute loser. So I guess spelling things wrong is "cool" when you know how to spell it right? What a freak! She REALLY needs to get a life. What a freak - I say again.

Say that all you want. razz
Is it just me, or are your avatar's eyes yellow and green? confused


Excuse me?
She's talking about your eyes, mate. wink

Am I truly alone when I say that it really grinds my gears to hear the noobs say that their tween computer jargon is superior to Contemporary English? question

Natsuri


BlueBlythe

PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 12:25 pm


Ahem, be right back.
I'll be drilling the fact that we smart people not only get good grades, freedom, more cash from our parents, more friends, and no HIV, but I'll be a doctor when she's a hooker who has HIV.
> biggrin
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:00 pm


This is just proof of the epidemic.

Seriously, the idea that typing like an infant taking a hammer to his mother's keyboard is "cool" sickens me to no end.

Personable


Natsuri

PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:43 am


Personable
This is just proof of the epidemic.

Seriously, the idea that typing like an infant taking a hammer to his mother's keyboard is "cool" sickens me to no end.


I'm just happy to say that you're not alone. That is definitely what grinds my gears, mate.
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:44 am


I can understand little abbreviations every now and then. I say brb and lol on AIM and Yahoo. But seriously, if she knows how to speak and type correctly, which it seems like she does, the why wouldn't she?

choirperson


SonarP

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:09 pm


In the words of Henry Townshend of Silent Hill 4....."What the hell?"
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:49 am


I think I died a little on the inside. This person has issues and doesn't deserve to live. Excuse me while I get my running shoes on, go to their house, and beat them to a bloody pulp while screaming variations of "Do I look like a sickly nerd?" with incoherent swearing. Oh wait, I have to go to work, then go bowling with my friends first. stare

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