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 Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 3:38 pm
Chris Benoit owns because.....
The US didn't drop the atomic bomb to end World War II. It was Chris Benoit preforming a diving headbutt from a B-52 bomber.
Crippled people make Chris Benoit sad. Not that he feels sorry for them, but because every one of them he meets means there's one less person in the world for him to cripple.
Chris Benoit didn't tap to Cena. Rather, he was pounding his hand in uncontrollable laughter at how piss-poor and painless a move it was.
John Cena has Five Moves of Doom. Chris Benoit laughs at John Cena for needing more than one.
When performing the diving headbutt, Chris Benoit doesn't fall back to earth. Rather, he suspends himself in mid-air and tells the Earth to "Get your a** over here!" The Earth complies readily.
If Chris Benoit replaced Keifer Sutherland as Jack Bauer, the show would be renamed "25" in which Chris Benoit makes every terrorist tap to the Crippler Crossface, all while drinking a cup of coffee, all under 25 seconds.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chris Benoit can make him tap.
Hurricane Katrina was caused by Benoit doing a diving headbutt to the ocean.
Chris Benoit will never have a heart attack, his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him
Kids check their closet for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris checks his closet for Chris Benoit.
Chris Benoit's tears can cure cancer. It's just too bad he never cries.
A knife-edge chop from Chris Benoit can cleanly cut a diamond in half.
It rains because God's crying. God's crying because he's in the crossface.
King Leonidas and his 300 Spartan soldiers were able to fend of the Persian Armies for several days before finally losing. Chris Benoit mocks Leonidas for needing 300 Spartans to help him... and for losing.
What we call an "earthquake" is actually the ground tapping out to Chris Benoit.
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 9:51 pm
hehe those are right about him 3nodding
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 5:24 am
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:10 am
did you get a bunch of chuck norris jokes and replaced them with Chris Benoit and tap?
Its pretty funny BTW
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:49 pm
He needs to back on raw and take the tittel from cena
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:11 am
i can't believe he lost to MVP for the championship!! though, it is probably only because his knee was already injured.
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 5:33 pm
Chris Benoit is AMAZING! ;D
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