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 Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 2:08 pm
I have no offense against blonde being one myself, yet the joke are funny XD
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head have escaped from jail and there are being chased by the cops. The find a barn and run into it and dive into three potato sack in the back of the barn.
The police come in and they kick the first potato sack, the brunette says: "Meow, meow, meow!"
"Well it's only a cat in there," the police men say.
They kick the second potato sack and the red head says: "Woof, woof! Bark, bark!"
"Oh, well it must being only a dog in there," the police men say.
Now they kick the third potato sack and the blonde cries: "Potatos, potatos, potatos!"
XDDD Lol...
Do you want more?
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:19 pm
Most of the blond jokes I know are too rude for Gaia sweatdrop
A blond walks into an applaince store and says to the shop keeper
"I want to buy that T.V"
And the store keeper says
"We dont serve blondes."
Now, the women is quite annoyed at this, she decides to dye her hair and come back.
So later she returns with brunette hair, and again says
"I want to buy that T.V
And the storekeeper says
"I told you we dont serve blondes"
The women says
"How can you tell im the same blonde that was in here earlier."
And the man says
"Because thats a Microwave rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:10 pm
rofl
Okay: this one isn't necessary blonde, and it's also really well known, but here goes:
This is a telephone conversation between a computer helpline and a customer.
Helpline: Hello, how may we help?
Customer: Yeah, I was wondering how to see the properties of my images. Can you help me?
Helpline: Sure, just right click on the folder to start with. Have you done that? You should see a small window open up next to it.
Customer: It's not working. Nothing's changed.
Helpline: Okay: what are you actually doing?
Customer: I've written 'click' on the folder, but the text isn't showing up.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:47 am
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger
blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit
suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid
$6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000
to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is
going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the
trigger.”
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:54 pm
There is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head stuck on a island a mile away from the mainland. There is no bridge, boat, or anything like it to come and get them and they was to get of the stupid island!
So the brunette tries swimming first, and gets 1/8 of a mile there, doesn't think she can do it and swims back.
The red head tries next and swims 1/4 of a mile to the mainland, doesn't think she can do it and swims back.
Finally, the blonde tries swimming to the mainland. She swims 1/2 of a mile there, doesn't think she can do it a swims back.
rofl
Do you get it?
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:06 am
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:19 pm
If she had enough energy to swim back, she could have swam to the mainland XD
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:23 am
Two blondes are walking together through some woods when they come across some tracks. They inspect them closely and the first blonde says, "These are most definitly moose tracks."
"No way!" Says the second blonde, "These are obviously bear tracks!" Then the blondes started arguing, both convinced that the other was wrong. They had been arguing for ten minutes when the train hit them.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
I like that one a lot.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:35 am
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Gasps......... aaaaaaaahhhhh........ ptttth!! Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Wahahahaaaaaaa!! Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Paaaaaaahahaaaaaa!!
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh...........
*snigger*
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