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What can I say? I love him.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:12 am

I was going through MANY piles of paper in my new house after I remarried, and I found the letter my husband had sent to me to get my attention. It was cute, but the 'tlk' had creeped me out. Upon questioning him, I learned that he had been joking... I still feel frightened though. Huzzah for amazing decoding skills.

My odd husband's love letter

UM...WEl!!1!!1111!!!!!11!!1!!! LOL n00b I KNoW U WERe jUST DIVORC3D AND i Und3RSTanD AND RESP3CT TAHT!!11!111 OMG WTF LOL I UnDARSTaND IF U DONT CAeR For ME bUT I RILLYLIEK U11!1!111! OMG LoL dO U KNOW MAhsON??!1?!!!1! OMG U t3ACh hIM!111! OMg LOL iF U WANT WE CUOLd jUsT MEEET AT A COFEee SHOP...!!1!!11!11!!1!111!!!11!1 WTF

The translation that took a while

Umm...well, I know you were just divorced, and I understand and respect that. I understand if you don't care for me, but I really like you. Do you know my son? You teach him. If you want, we could just meet at a coffee shop...

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 9:47 am

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My friend, Bobby, does the same thing to me.

He knows I hate text talk.

But, being Bobby,

He sends me messages like these on myspace:

"HI!11111111!!!1111 ZOMG lik guess lik wat?!!!111!!I lik got lik a boyfriend!lmao!"

DD:

I hate it.

He just loves to annoy me.

:/

*sigh*

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BUTT SECKS. : O

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Nahhanie

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:29 am

Woah. You should receive a reward for decoding that! wink I'm glad it worked out for you two. Now you can give your husband some grammer lessons. xd

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:54 am

Hey, it DOES catch attention!
O_o

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Psychotic Daizy Dukes

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:12 pm

Grammar lessons... or warning him not to do that again, lest I have some sort of heart attack or die on the spot...

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:08 pm

I had so much trouble trying to decode the first sentence.

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l3viathan

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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:33 am

Recently my girlfriend started to say "brb" on AIM, and it just really bugs me. We got into a fight because of that, and she's pissed at me for being "such a grammar nazi" and to "mind" my "own business". *Sigh*

Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:06 am

Wow.... I'd be afraid of that man. xp

And....realitical... I agree with your friend....

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