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PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:22 pm


Has anyone else read or seen this awesome book by Joel Derfner?

The man is fantastic, here is a sample of his work, four of the haiku:

#5:
The salmon's devine,
But I'm afraid we can't stay-
I fu**ed our waiter.

#11:
Gay marriage gives us
The most vital right of all:
Registry at Saks.

#15:
See the eight-year-old
Knitting mittens on the bus.
Does his mother know?

#91:
"I'm coming!" you shout,
As if noone had ever
Managed it before.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:04 pm


I saw that book! I picked it up in the book store and my mom rolled her eyes... yeesh she is a b***h sometimes.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:20 am


xD
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:19 am


Oh wow. XD Thoses are funny. I should find that book sometime.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:25 pm


*Goes book-hunting.*
PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 5:42 pm


I'm gonna try and find that book. Those are good ^_^.

Tenaku


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:28 pm


Ooo I went to Barns and Nobles today with a friend cause she was getting the new Harry Potter and she seen it and pointed it out. I read a few of them. I wanted to get it but I didn't have the money. There was this one about George Bush.. it was funny but I dont remember it.
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