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Nothing is sacred anymore. -shakes head sadly-

Alice Unrequited

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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:34 pm

I never thought I would find something so terrible that I would have to post it here. Alas, I have found something. I got a letter from a guy I have never met confession his love for me. I think I've seen this guy once, for five minutes, in a friend's French class. It would have been really sweet if it hadn't been so stalker-ish. Now, for the note.

Stalker-ish Guy

Hi page I hope That I realy spell you name right any way I just want you to know that I like you and that I fall in love with you the first time I saw you So I'm really hopeing that you are not seen any one at this time so I could have a chance to fill that gap and I want to see you sometime soon and by the way my name is Rayan the Jamaican kid so if you are interested in getting to know each other better let me get your Phone number give it to Whitney to give to me are come by my french calss. I heart U
I know it's too soon for me to tell you I Love you but I realy do co I have to tell you

I feel a bit cruel but it made me angry as I have a reputation for being a self-proclaimed Grammar Nazi.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:37 pm

Note: He also misspelled my name. PaIge. [ i capitalized for emphasis, I promise]

Alice Unrequited

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BlueBlythe

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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:43 pm

black-sorceress-tsukiko

Note: He also misspelled my name. PaIge. [ i capitalized for emphasis, I promise]

I would totally look at him, and write this in the letter:

I might think about it, if you weren't so thick-headed on the literacy part.
Spruce it up, and I might think about it.

I can't be talking.
I'm known as a goth at my school, because I can only dress in black.
Why?
No color coordination.

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:20 am

Wow... I'd be embarassed if I got a love letter spelled like that... Mostly because I would feel bad turning them down with, "Well... Your grammar kinda turned me off." sweatdrop

SilverMaple

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Altima the Dragonic Lord

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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:00 am

stressed Villianous beings are upon us!

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:56 pm

Sometimes you have to treat it with a grain of salt. He may not be from this country and sometimes, the grammar is not always perfect. While it is a little sad that he did not use proper grammar, I still think it was sweet. . .even if it was stalkerish.

Lily-Anne-Marie

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Alice Unrequited

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Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 5:38 pm

Actually, after being freaked out for two weeks, I realized something. I strongly agree with SilverMaple.

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